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I spat a couple of times.

Do you want a punch up the bracket?

Hinge & Bracket. Funny stuff.

Quote: EllieJP @ October 1 2008, 11:43 PM BST

I spat a couple of times.

QUICK SOMEONE MAKE A SWALLOWING JOKE.

The only time Ellie spits is if it burns her throat.

Something like that, only a bit more polished?

The only time Ellie spits is... when she takes it up the arse.

:O Leevil!

Oh dear. It's all gone pear shaped.

Sorry, I thought we were playing a game.

Quote: Winterlight @ October 1 2008, 11:46 PM BST

Do you want a punch up the bracket?

I didn't spit on yours... just on non BSG'ers. You should be snogging ma face off.

Quote: Leevil @ October 2 2008, 12:29 AM BST

Sorry, I thought we were playing a game.

How to make Ellie spit?

Quote: zooo @ October 1 2008, 7:14 PM BST

Ah, it all becomes clear. :)

You're all hotties though.
You could become some kind of comedic version of Take That.

In that case you'll be thrilled to hear that if all goes well, David will be starring STARK BOLLOCK NAKED in a sketch I wrote, hopefully soon to be filmed. I personally look forward to that day when I witness his supernaturally-long, gangly daddy long legs flailing about on the floor as we humiliate him in every possible way.

Your sketch is chewed mate. Best of luck!!

Chewed.

Quote: Perry Nium @ October 2 2008, 1:30 AM BST

In that case you'll be thrilled to hear that if all goes well, David will be starring STARK BOLLOCK NAKED in a sketch I wrote, hopefully soon to be filmed. I personally look forward to that day when I witness his supernaturally-long, gangly daddy long legs flailing about on the floor as we humiliate him in every possible way.

That's good to hear, Lee, especially as I've just written a sketch for you called CANNONBALL-SHAPED MAN BLASTED INTO NAKED BOY CLUSTER.

I may be an arsehole, but what I'm going to do is watch all the videos and vote for the one I like best that ISN'T JunkMales!

If I'm honest, that's what I think everyone should do. All this vote for your mates stuff is bollox! Of course, as I have no mates, I would say that wouldn't I! ;)

Btw do like the gag in your "Paris" vid Dave ... shame they put the wrong one/wrong edit up though... can't you get the f**kers to change it or sumfink? It may get my vote, I dunno yet. I'm only gonna vote once ...of course, my fingers are shaky.. being old.. ;)

Quote: Frankie Rage @ October 2 2008, 10:02 AM BST

I may be an arsehole, but what I'm going to do is watch all the videos and vote for the one I like best that ISN'T JunkMales!

If I'm honest, that's what I think everyone should do. All this vote for your mates stuff is bollox! Of course, as I have no mates, I would say that wouldn't I! ;)

I think we'd all like to see a competition based on talent rather than popularity, but then the organisers would have no stake in things. All they're interested in is advertising, which equates to getting as many people to the site as possible. 15 comedians/comedy groups voting on each other's videos isn't going to sell much gum.

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