Today it be International Talk Like A Pirate Day, me hearties! Ye best be on yer best be'av'yer, or ye'll find yerself wal'in' tha plank!
Yarrrrrrrrrrrrr...
Now go fetch yerself some rum; thar be much plunderin' 'n' lootin' t'do b'fore the day be gone!
Avast! Yarrrrrrrrr.....