The Leevil Show II: The Stand Up Years

My completely made up on the spot, improvised stand up routine.

Don't you hate coloureds? I prefer black and white photos myself, sharper image. Talking of sharper images; don't you hate it when you get a paper cut off photo prints? That's why I've gone digital, the only problem with that is when ever I take photos is the rain during a storm it goes all blocky. And my cheeky bastard friends always say, If you want us to smile, press the red button now.

I bought one of those old fashioned cameras, you know, the big ones, you can see the colour palette, the paintbrush, the beret, their pretentious, what they called? Oh painters. Yeah I bought a disposable one, I wanted to throw it in the bin, but I don't think his big head would fit!

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I've hit the wall. But it was fun, even though it's bollocks.

Don't you hate those rants? (Not the Charley type)

lol seemed something was bubbling under the surface the very subdeued. I wonder what it was oh well yeah it's ok not imenssely funny for me, disposable painters is a good 'un I felt there should of been more...

Quote: Leevil @ June 17, 2007, 11:48 PM

But it was fun, even though it's bollocks.

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You're half right.

Thanks Gav, the thing is, I was just flowing, but then I went back and edited some bits and when I went to carry on, I just went blank! Doh how many times have I heard the piece of advice, 'Don't get it right, get it written.'

Lol, cheers Badge.

It has potential. A half hour painting development. Getting the wrong pictures back on your easel.

Lol, I liked the disposable painter too.

I'm glad it was fun to write but it didn't really work for me this time I'm afraid. I think you need a better subject matter.

And the painter line wasn't much of a surprise, you led into it with all these clues so we knew you were going to say a painter.

Thanks for the feedback. I did just write it on the spot if that's any excuse?

Quote: ShoePie @ June 18, 2007, 11:41 AM

I'm glad it was fun to write but it didn't really work for me this time I'm afraid. I think you need a better subject matter.

And the painter line wasn't much of a surprise, you led into it with all these clues so we knew you were going to say a painter.

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Not sure about subject matter. I think the approach is the problem.

Quote: Leevil @ June 18, 2007, 12:35 PM

Thanks for the feedback. I did just write it on the spot if that's any excuse?

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I thinkI could tell that!

Quote: Gavin @ June 18, 2007, 12:24 AM

disposable painters is a good 'un I felt there should of been more...

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Is this something to do with what Charley was advertising?