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Which world leader would you go on a date with? Page 7

No, not that name.

Oh well, I guess, most reluctantly, she'll have to do...

Yummmm!!!! Griff, how the hell did you come up with that one so fast?

I am the Googlemeister. Type "blonde EU commissioner" into Google and she's the sixth result.

Australia

Our Minister for Environment, Heritage and the Arts: Peter Garrett. Former lead singer of rock group Midnight Oil. Apparently has some appeal with some ladies..?

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Or our Minister for Climate Change, Penny Wong (not bad, but her lesbianism rules her out re. a romantic date):

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And finally, former Democrats leader Natasha Stott-Despoja:

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You are clever. I just typed in EU commissioner and look what I got!

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Actually, the last one's not critical

Christ that bottom one looks like Germaine Greer after being hit by a plank a few times.

Quote: Tommy Power @ October 1 2008, 12:40 AM BST

Australia

Our Minister for Environment, Heritage and the Arts: Peter Garrett. Former lead singer of rock group Midnight Oil. Apparently has some appeal with some ladies..?

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:S

Not from that picture.
Or maybe these ladies are as eyeless as he is hairless.

Quote: Griff @ October 1 2008, 12:42 AM BST

Christ that bottom one looks like Germaine Greer after being hit by a plank a few times.

A vast improvement, in other words! Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

For the boys: Silvana Koch-Mehrin, Member of the European Parliament:

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Quote: Finck @ October 1 2008, 12:45 AM BST

For the boys: Silvana Koch-Mehrin, Member of the European Parliament:

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Finck, she is cute and I don't think she messes around either. Is she single? Rolling eyes

Quote: Finck @ October 1 2008, 12:45 AM BST

For the boys: Silvana Koch-Mehrin, Member of the European Parliament:

She has cold, dead eyes, Fincko. Cold and dead! Eyes!

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I agree, Zooo. I don't see it either. I don't think you can beat former Liberal Minister Amanda Vanstone (aptly named, as she has qualities of both van and stone):

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Quote: Huge Bear @ October 1 2008, 12:48 AM BST

Finck, she is cute and I don't think she messes around either. Is she single? Rolling eyes

I'm afraid no, sorry. IIRC she has a jolie-pittesque amount of children.

Quote: Tommy Power @ October 1 2008, 12:50 AM BST

She has cold, dead eyes, Fincko. Cold and dead! Eyes!

Yesss. Like me. Mwahahahahaaaa!

Her eyes are borderline - politician's. They could freeze into ice chips or soften into melting pools of...

Is that poetic or morbid? It is after midnight and I am recovering from da lurgy.

Actually, I've just looked at her website. She quotes Saint-Exupery. No action.

Quote: Finck @ October 1 2008, 12:52 AM BST

Yesss. Like me. Mwahahahahaaaa!

I heard you've got warm eyes because you've had thermal pupils installed. Was that misinformation?
Huh?

Quote: Huge Bear @ September 30 2008, 3:15 PM BST

Which is total baloney.

'Baloney', one of my favourite words. Great to see it again. Makes me think of Italian-Americans. 'Palava' on the other hand reminds me of Northern England.

Quote: Tommy Power @ October 1 2008, 1:00 AM BST

I heard you've got warm eyes because you've had thermal pupils installed. Was that misinformation?

Yeah, you got that mixed up. I have thermal imaging eyes. So I can see where people are hot, you know. :)

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