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Contacted by Jan Jung

I got an e-mail today from Jan Jung of Screenplay Productions Fame saying he'd seen me on BSG and wondered if I wanted to send in some samples. I wondered:

A.) Is this real?

B.) Is this common - an experience any other BSGers have had

and

C.) If it is real what kind of stuff should I send?

Even if it's not real, I'm glad it reminded me this place exists.

Many cheers.

Buckle up your reading face:

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/3768

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/9109

http://www.screenplayproductions.ltd.uk/

It's real. Jan is a really approachable, knowledgable and helpful guy. There are several BSGers who have had good experiences with him, ranging from genuinely useful feedback to taking projects forward into development with broadcasters.

Well worth following up.

Sounds great! Good luck!

He's contacted a good bunch of us over the last year or so. He gives good feedback.

I got an e-mail today from Get Arder Ltd saying they'd seen me on BSG and wondered if I wanted to enlarge my penis. I wondered:

A.) Is this real?

B.) Is this common - an experience any other BSGers have had

and

C.) If it is real what size would be best?

Even if it's not real, I'm glad it reminded me my penis exists.

Many cheers.

LOL.

Quote: Morrace @ September 29 2008, 7:02 PM BST

I got an e-mail today from Get Arder Ltd saying they'd seen me on BSG and wondered if I wanted to enlarge my penis. I wondered:

Link? :P

Do they also do penis reduction?

Quote: David Bussell @ September 29 2008, 7:25 AM BST

Buckle up your reading face:

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/3768

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/9109

http://www.screenplayproductions.ltd.uk/

Thank you, that has really clarified where we are (i.e. it's probably not worth making our very rough draft of a sitcom episode into a towering monlith of awesome with any great degree of hurry. I mean, we'd send it as it is, but we already know at least half the things that are wrong with it... I hope.).

Quote: Morrace @ September 29 2008, 7:02 PM BST

I got an e-mail today from Get Arder Ltd saying they'd seen me on BSG and wondered if I wanted to enlarge my penis. I wondered:

A.) Is this real?

B.) Is this common - an experience any other BSGers have had

and

C.) If it is real what size would be best?

Even if it's not real, I'm glad it reminded me my penis exists.

Many cheers.

I take it you didn't receive an e-mail from Jan then? Never mind - Chin up, and all that.

I just sent Jan my latest project.

Quote: sootyj @ September 30 2008, 5:46 AM BST

I just sent Jan my latest project.

I think he's only interested in sitcoms at the moment, sootster...

Quote: Morrace @ September 29 2008, 7:02 PM BST

I got an e-mail today from Get Arder Ltd saying they'd seen me on BSG and wondered if I wanted to enlarge my penis. I wondered:

A.) Is this real?

B.) Is this common - an experience any other BSGers have had

and

C.) If it is real what size would be best?

Even if it's not real, I'm glad it reminded me my penis exists.

Many cheers.

Quote: Jonathan21 @ September 30 2008, 3:56 AM BST

I take it you didn't receive an e-mail from Jan then? Never mind - Chin up, and all that.

No, I'm sorry to say. however it's good to know that you're on first name terms with him already! What have you got that I haven't got (apart from a fully developed penis)? Well, my mum is very concerned. In fact, every morning before she sends me off to work (Waste Disposal Operator), she asks:

MUMMY:
Has Mr. Jung contacted you yet?

MORRACE:
No Mummy, the only emails I get are ---

MUMMY:
(INTERRUPTS) Enough with the penis, already! The world doesn't revolve around your penis, Morrace!

MORRACE:
I know, but what else is there?

MUMMY:
You should take that nice man's advice.

MORRACE:
What ‘nice man'?

MUMMY:
That Jonathan21. He said ‘keep your chin up'.

MORRACE:
What, instead of my penis?

MUMMY:
(SHOUTS) Again with the penis! Oh, you're such a let-down - just like your father.

MORRACE:
Sorry, Mummy.

MUMMY:
And when you're down the rubbish tip, do yourself a favour.

MORRACE:
What?

MUMMY:
Dig out some of Jonathan21's scripts and read some REAL comedy!

MORRACE:
Yes, Mummy. Bye, Mummy.

MUMMY:
F**k off!

How did you get on with the Sitcom Trials, Jonathan?

Quote: Griff @ September 30 2008, 10:29 AM BST

How did you get on with the Sitcom Trials, Jonathan?

Guilty

Quote: Winterlight @ September 30 2008, 9:48 AM BST

I think he's only interested in sitcoms at the moment, sootster...

Oh well I'll send him one of those as well, any fearless poof breaders out there?

Quote: Morrace @ September 30 2008, 10:27 AM BST

No, I'm sorry to say. however it's good to know that you're on first name terms with him already! What have you got that I haven't got (apart from a fully developed penis)? Well, my mum is very concerned. In fact, every morning before she sends me off to work (Waste Disposal Operator), she asks:

MUMMY:
Has Mr. Jung contacted you yet?

MORRACE:
No Mummy, the only emails I get are ---

MUMMY:
(INTERRUPTS) Enough with the penis, already! The world doesn't revolve around your penis, Morrace!

MORRACE:
I know, but what else is there?

MUMMY:
You should take that nice man's advice.

MORRACE:
What ‘nice man'?

MUMMY:
That Jonathan21. He said ‘keep your chin up'.

MORRACE:
What, instead of my penis?

MUMMY:
(SHOUTS) Again with the penis! Oh, you're such a let-down - just like your father.

MORRACE:
Sorry, Mummy.

MUMMY:
And when you're down the rubbish tip, do yourself a favour.

MORRACE:
What?

MUMMY:
Dig out some of Jonathan21's scripts and read some REAL comedy!

MORRACE:
Yes, Mummy. Bye, Mummy.

MUMMY:
F**k off!

Another bit of genius comedy dialogue in the service of evil and grumpiness.

And the waste disposal line, are we meant to believe you're a diferent BSG'r?

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