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HAHA! So far this morning, I've had peanut butter on toast, a 2 finger kit kat AND a chicken sandwich!

All your food are belong to me!

How long have you been awake?

Quote: Graham Bandage @ September 29 2008, 9:25 AM BST

How long have you been awake?

About 3 hours. I'm gonna get some crisps at 10.

I like eating.

Eating's great. I'm addicted to it. If I don't do it for a couple of days I feel all weak and funny.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ September 29 2008, 9:39 AM BST

Eating's great.

It's like Virginia Woolf said:

"One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well."

And then she burped.

I'm curious. Where does one procure a chicken sandwich at 9.15am?

Quote: Graham Bandage @ September 29 2008, 9:57 AM BST

I'm curious. Where does one procure a chicken sandwich at 9.15am?

I bought the ingredients yesterday and whipped it up this morning. It's on brown bread as well, so I am health conscious!

Are you a white or brown man, Graham?

I had a chicken sandwich on brown bread only yesterday evening.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ September 29 2008, 9:39 AM BST

Eating's great. I'm addicted to it.

Me too.

Me three!

My food bonanza continues. Although it's more of an average daily amount that I eat. Here's the rundown:

Peanut butter on toast.
2x chicken sandwiches.
2 finger orange Kit Kat.
Pack of crisps.
Beans on toast - Healthy beans, btw.

And I've got 2 more chicken sandwiches for this afternoon! It's carbohydrate heaven!

Mmmmm sandwiches.

I am just eating lots of sweets. Bad idea.

I ate properly for the first time in two days.

Yummy pasta...

Spider out of the kitchen then?

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