I'll get the hose.
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I`ll get the trifle.
Quote: Jude @ June 16, 2007, 6:07 PMI`ll get the trifle.
Oh yeah? And what do you intend to do with it?
Blue Juice...
It`s OK Dave, I was having a bit of a Sean Pertwee moment. It`s OK though, I`m over it now.
Um - still not with you!
Am I being thick or are you off on one of your little surreal trips again?
No, there are more er... creative ways to use trifle.
I see ... I'm sure there are!!!!!!!!!
Quote: Jude @ June 16, 2007, 7:10 PMNo, there are more er... creative ways to use trifle.
Maybe so, but you end up getting custody.
Quote: Ed Parnell @ June 16, 2007, 10:45 PMMaybe so, but you end up getting custody.
Ha ha ha!
Thought i'd just add a thought of mine onto here...as i wanted to share soemthing with you.
Some of you might remember my rants about living in a hell house in Melbourne where the family made me feel like a piece of shit that had been trodden into the carpets, plus i was blamed for Australia's drought crisis (might be slight exageration). Well i have found a couple who you can liken this family too...i was watching League of Gentlemen series 1 and you know the family with the toads...well it was like deja vu!! The whole this towel is for this, and that toilet paper is for that...it was like watching me moving into that house!!! Especially the whole "we don't mind if you do that...but we do mind really!!" freaky!!! Anyway...just thought i'd share this with you so you could appreciate how awful my living conditions were.
Lol.
Quote: EllieJP @ June 18, 2007, 1:47 AMThought i'd just add a thought of mine onto here...as i wanted to share soemthing with you.
Some of you might remember my rants about living in a hell house in Melbourne where the family made me feel like a piece of shit that had been trodden into the carpets, plus i was blamed for Australia's drought crisis (might be slight exageration). Well i have found a couple who you can liken this family too...i was watching League of Gentlemen series 1 and you know the family with the toads...well it was like deja vu!! The whole this towel is for this, and that toilet paper is for that...it was like watching me moving into that house!!! Especially the whole "we don't mind if you do that...but we do mind really!!" freaky!!! Anyway...just thought i'd share this with you so you could appreciate how awful my living conditions were.
Yep. When I was living in London I lived with (READ AS RENTED A ROOM FROM) a mad woman who sold pictures on Chelsea Bridge. She'd wander around in her night dress and frankly it almost turned me gay. Even now I shudder at the thought. But the other day I was watching Dick Emery and you know Hettie...?
Yer...i think everyone's lived in some weird places. That family one has to be the strangest for me though! What about everyone else...please share....
I then moved to Hampstead and another nutcase landlady. She loved piano practice at 3am. I also had a window looking onto Hampstead Heath, which I kept firmly closed due to the...interesting sorts wandering around. One night I came back from work late and she wouldn't open the door. She wouldn't even give ma key to my room, the door was just 'to'.
So this bloke, Gary, opens the door and lets me in. Weird that he answered the door in his pants. I come in. have a bit of tea. Get undressed and get into bed. Gary appears, pissed up and wants to talk about football and sit on my bed. He's dressed but rather worryingly chatty. And there's all these awkward pauses. He's not just being neighbourly. I don't think I was imagining things. I'm sat there with the cover pulled right up to my neck.
I waited until he had left the room, packed and went and slept in my office. I'd paid for the week, but sod that. I'm a heavy sleeper and I need to sit down to do my job.
I once stayed in a B&B run by the double of Hyacinth Bucket. She would sing to me as I ate my cornflakes, it put me right off.
"It's morning time and you're here rise and shine."
Every time I saw her she would sing just like Hyacinth does to her neighbour.