They asked Michael Barrymore if he was going to do pantomime this year.
He said "No - I did Aladdin 6 years ago and I haven't heard the last of it!"
Barrymore
I think you are innocent till prooven guilty but I can safely say that joke was criminal. Send him down.
That took me two reads.
Not my own work I'm afraid - it was passed on to me!
Quote: David Chapman @ June 15, 2007, 10:47 PMNot my own work I'm afraid - it was passed on to me!
Through the arse hole or down the ear?
Ah! Love it!
Quote: charley rance @ June 15, 2007, 11:00 PMThrough the arse hole or down the ear?
what do you think?
Erm can I ask a friend. Hold on a minute.................
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Right we are going for. Up the arse hooooooooooole
What with?????????? Ooooh - I didn't like that!
Quote: David Chapman @ June 16, 2007, 12:16 AMWhat with?????????? Ooooh - I didn't like that!
Well Barrymore & friends dont care about what you do or dont like Hun. Do you feel drugged & sore at all. I am concerned. 
i thought you pushed it up!
Quote: Leevil @ June 15, 2007, 9:16 PMThat took me two reads.
Ditto.
Anyway. He's been released without charge now. \o/
I once had to forceably remove Mr Barrymore from my house - True story got 16 witnesses, no swimming pool and he very nearly got a savage beating.
Quote: Daddy Maz @ June 18, 2007, 10:39 PMI once had to forceably remove Mr Barrymore from my house - True story got 16 witnesses, no swimming pool and he very nearly got a savage beating.
That's a new name for it "Your HOUSE!"