Mr Smith: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Mr Jones: I don't know Mr. Smith.
Mr Smith: To get to the other side.
That is superb. It broke none of the rules. tick tick tick. brilliant.
This doesn't threaten me at all. I love it.
Really weird 'joke'
I like it. But it seems familiar. Did the Pythons do it?
Socrates did it.
The plot moved forward with each line and every line was either a punchline or the lead up to a punchline. There's a sitcom in this.
I'm sure Catherine Tate could get a runner out of this.
Wish my sketches got this many replies. 
Somebody, somewhere came up with that joke. There was a point it didn't exist.
Would you want to shake them warmly by the hand or by the throat?
Quote: Tuumble @ September 26 2008, 11:55 AM BSTWould you want to shake them warmly by the hand or by the throat?
Quote: Tuumble @ September 26 2008, 11:55 AM BSTSomebody, somewhere came up with that joke. There was a point it didn't exist.