But spelling isn't grammar is it? *shrugs* I never did English Lit.
I would have thought 'People who use grammar incorrectly' would be more pleasing to the eye though. 
What 5 things would you put in Room 101 & why? Page 11
Ive decided to put
1 Brad Pitt
2 Colin Farrell
3. Will Smith
4. This guy at work
5. ME
All ijn too room 101 -
I am gonna be oh so sore. 
Quote: Nil Putters @ September 24 2008, 5:46 PM BSTI would have thought 'People who use grammar incorrectly' would be more pleasing to the eye though.
Perhaps "People who fail to employ the usage of correct grammar". Then you've covered both the usage of incorrect grammar, and the lack of any at all.
1. Paedophiles
2. Rapists
3. Violent thugs
4. Thieves and vandals
5. Manchester United Supporters with zero connection with the place
Quote: Tuumble @ September 24 2008, 11:14 PM BST1. Paedophiles
2. Rapists
3. Violent thugs
4. Thieves and vandals
5. Manchester United Supporters with zero connection with the place
Wouldn't it be easier if for the first four, you just said "Criminals".
Ah, but the law's an ass.
1 People who don't acknowledge a door being opened for them.
2 People who talk to you in gym changing rooms. 'What you up to?' - 'Just drying my balls, thanks'
3 People who stand at the front of the bus and talk (shout) to the driver.
4 People who say 'ooh he can smell my dog' when my dog sniffs them
5 Turkish Delight
1. People who write the same thing 5 times on these sort of lists
2. People who overuse the word "random"
3. Sport of any kind
4. Jeremy Clarkson
5. The guy who lets his dog shit outside my front door
Quote: David Bussell @ September 25 2008, 10:45 AM BST3. Sport of any kind
3) People on rough council estates who sunbathe on their front steps in hot weather, despite having a perfectly good back garden. I assume this is because they don't want to miss anything, the nosey scruffy bastards.
It might be because they don't get enough sun in the back.
1. Black people.
2. Gays.
3. Short people.
4. Lists that end too soon and are a bit offensive.
Quote: Leevil @ September 25 2008, 11:19 AM BST1. Black people.
2. Gays.
3. Short people.
4. Lists that end too soon and are a bit offensive.
'Mr Manning, can you get back in your coffin please?'
Did you not spot, the daring underplayed punchline?
New list:
1. My BSG sketches
2. My sitcom pilot
3. My BBC Last Laugh competition ending
4. All my NewsRevue and Treason submissions
5. My coffin*
*Haven't decided whether to get in it or not yet
Quote: Tuumble @ September 25 2008, 11:38 AM BST5. My coffin*
*Haven't decided whether to get in it or not yet
Why not join me and Bernard? It's a tight squeeze but at least in there we are all the same colour, albeit 
black.