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Quote: Finck @ September 24 2008, 10:00 PM BST

What's so tragic about that beer?

I think it's just people saying Newcastle. It makes Nil upset when people say Newcastle, 'cos it reminds him of Newcastle United. Nil supports Newcastle United. Tonight Newcastle played Tottenham. Newcastle managed to make Tottenham look like a competent footballing outfit, that's how bad Newcastle were. :P

Quote: zooo @ September 24 2008, 10:04 PM BST

Although maybe the TRUE drunkest night I've ever had has been forgotten... :O

We all remember Greenwich!

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 24 2008, 10:03 PM BST

Nothing. We lost tonight. :(

Oh. I'm so sorry.

The VfB Stuttgart has just climbed out of a deep, deep abyss. So I feel your pain.

My drunkest ever was when I was 15. I got drunk on Budweiser. So drunk that someone rang an ambulance. I was fighting nurses when my dad came to pick me up.

It's nice that some things never change.

Quote: Winterlight @ September 24 2008, 10:01 PM BST

The problem with Newcastle Brown is that it's quite easy to glug down and it's 4.7%

Ha. Aw, I love that you researched the actual percentage and then edited it. :D

Quote: PhQnix @ September 24 2008, 10:06 PM BST

I think it's just people saying Newcastle. It makes Nil upset when people say Newcastle, 'cos it reminds him of Newcastle United. Nil supports Newcastle United. Tonight Newcastle played Tottenham. Newcastle managed to make Tottenham look like a competent footballing outfit, that's how bad Newcastle were. :P

Isn't that part of his name?

Newcastle United Nil.

Quote: zooo @ September 24 2008, 10:08 PM BST

Ha. Aw, I love that you researched the actual percentage and then edited it. :D

I had the bottle in front of me and panicked.

Quote: David Chapman @ September 24 2008, 10:05 PM BST

I think I might. Oh look - the swelling seems to have miraculously gone down.

Hm. The thought of Dr. Walker did that? It's a not so bloody miracle.

Quote: zooo @ September 24 2008, 10:08 PM BST

Ha. Aw, I love that you researched the actual percentage and then edited it. :D

Broadside in a bottle is about 6.7%.

Nil, why do you support Newcastle?

Quote: PhQnix @ September 24 2008, 10:06 PM BST

I think it's just people saying Newcastle. It makes Nil upset when people say Newcastle, 'cos it reminds him of Newcastle United. Nil supports Newcastle United. Tonight Newcastle played Tottenham. Newcastle managed to make Tottenham look like a competent footballing outfit, that's how bad Newcastle were. :P

Why you little fuc... Angry

Quote: David Chapman @ September 24 2008, 10:08 PM BST

Isn't that part of his name?

Newcastle United Nil.

You old cu.. Angry Never will I pun again.

Quote: David Chapman @ September 24 2008, 10:09 PM BST

Broadside in a bottle is about 6.7%.

I saw a new Broadside in Tesco today. I think it was called 'Immaculate' and it's 6.7% too.

Quote: JuliaC @ September 24 2008, 10:11 PM BST

Nil, why do you support Newcastle?

Have you seen Bristol Rovers play?

I know you haven't, just go with it. :)

WHERE ON EARTH IS AARON?!!!

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 24 2008, 10:13 PM BST

Have you seen Bristol Rovers play?

I know you haven't, just go with it. :)

I see!

And you're right - I haven't, how on earth did you know??

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