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If it turned out that God does exist.. Page 11

Quote: sootyj @ September 24 2008, 4:43 PM BST

Aparently finding out the funless, funster and racist drove her to suicide.

I bet her 'right on' friends had a laugh about that (Hughie Green being her father, that is).

She was always abit of a right wing conservative, with a very thin layer of trendy lefty icing.

I take back what I said. I would not call God a lazy Bastard.
I would stand there in front of him, shake my lickle fist at him & say "You lazy c**t".

And.........

In the words of the late Great Bill Hicks, if I have offended any Christians & the like, well forgive me.

Quote: Charley @ September 24 2008, 6:46 PM BST

I take back what I said. I would not call God a lazy Bastard.
I would stand there in front of him, shake my lickle fist at him & say "You lazy c**t".

Wouldn't you make him use his almighty, powerful tongue?

Quote: Zuhaib @ September 24 2008, 10:22 AM BST

I think you need to be careful about what you say. I'm not interested n starting a religious debate here but some people will be offended by this. If you look at it religiously then we're quick to blame God with everything that's going wrong but what about the things that are going right for us? It's easy enough to say God isn't helping but what is man doing for his fellow man? It's fine if you don't believe in God but don't insult the people who do. Consider.

I must say that if anyone is offended by what is clearly a piece of tongue-in-cheek writing on a web site dedicated to comedy, then that says more about them than it does about me.

As you say, not wishing to start a serious debate about religion on a comedy web site... :)

I vote we drop this because not everyone's going to agree. The point I was trying to make was you can give your opinion without swearing and insulting God. All it says about me is that I took exception to the language used :)

Quote: Frankie Rage @ September 24 2008, 10:50 PM BST

on a web site dedicated to comedy,

Are you sure? This is the first I've heard of it. ;)

Quote: Zuhaib @ September 25 2008, 8:57 AM BST

I vote we drop this because not everyone's going to agree. The point I was trying to make was you can give your opinion without swearing and insulting God. All it says about me is that I took exception to the language used :)

Sorry unless a statement is directly offesnive to a group, e.g. all blacks are cocks, or all Jews are bumholes. Or an individual, e.g. Sootyj is a cock, bumhole.

Even then if it's contextually accurate and fair. e.g. Sootyj is a cock, bumhole because he hates Terry and June, and that's the most bestest sitcom ever.

At least in my opinion.

God is an intellectual conceit, or an actual figure. Both of whom are mostly definitely not immune from ragging.

Otherwise we'll end up suggesting Unsound Brown, and Milfalicious Palin are off subject becuase people love them.

I don't go on BNP boards, as I see no need to be insulted by my own choice.

Tolerance works both ways. There's a great many people hurt by the iniquities of the church, who have every right to call God a c**t.

For what it's worth I think Pope Benedict is a hypocritcal c**t, and hope he burns in hell.

But as an aetheist and Jew I know that's fairly unlikely, how ever richly deserved.

Quote: Zuhaib @ September 25 2008, 8:57 AM BST

I vote we drop this because not everyone's going to agree. The point I was trying to make was you can give your opinion without swearing and insulting God. All it says about me is that I took exception to the language used :)

Fair enough, but if I wish to swear and insult "God", I reserve the right to do so. If you took exception to the language I used I honestly feel that is your problem, not mine.

I respect your beliefs and disbeliefs (and those of others) to the extent that I wouldn't wish to interfere in them nor object to your way of expressing them, as long as it is by passive means.

Can you extend me the same courtesy? :)

Well said (for once) Frankie.

:)

I'm afraid on a forum you have to put up with reading things which may offend your beliefs.
Freedom of speech is much more important.

Quote: zooo @ September 25 2008, 12:42 PM BST

I'm afraid on a forum you have to put up with reading things which may offend your beliefs.

Too true. I for one get a bit tired of reading comments from all the fag hags and nigger-lovers on this site. ;)

Quote: chipolata @ September 25 2008, 12:48 PM BST

Too true. I for one get a bit tired of reading comments from all the fag hags and nigger-lovers on this site. ;)

I really hope this forum isn't a proper measurement of tolerance in Britain.

Me too.

Quote: Curt @ September 25 2008, 12:50 PM BST

I really hope this forum isn't a proper measurement of tolerance in Britain.

This place is a liberals wet dream. Even Aaron's racism is just the cuddly pretend variety.

Let's not forget that tolerance is a two way street. I'll tolerate those who tolerate me. If not, then get that damned ************ out of my face!

Let's not wear Tees marked up 'doormat'..

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