Lee Henman
Saturday 20th September 2008 11:54pm [Edited]
5,183 posts
1) Seriously, SERIOUSLY fat men who sit next to you on the train, getting hotter and sweatier as they discharge an odour that smells a bit like Roquefort-covered digestive biscuits. This happened to me today on a THREE HOUR journey.
2) Andi Peters, for obvious reasons.
3) People on rough council estates who sunbathe on their front steps in hot weather, despite having a perfectly good back garden. I assume this is because they don't want to miss anything, the nosey scruffy bastards.
4) The same people on rough council estates who proudly talk of community and close-knit, caring families, then allow their three year old toddlers to run about bare-arsed at the side of busy roads.
5)Beer, for making me lardy.