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If it turned out that God does exist.. Page 10

Quote: Graham Bandage @ September 24 2008, 11:19 AM BST

You're not God. God doesn't swear.

I invented swearing! How else would you react when humanity killed both your son and the messiah?

"Daft f**king..." etc.

Quote: PhQnix @ September 24 2008, 11:22 AM BST

...both your son and the messiah?

It's a lot more complicated than that. Incestuously complicated.

Zuhaib, ignore them. It's for the best. :)

Bloody hell, somebody isn't actaully taking any of this shit seriously are they? Whatever bloomin' well next!

Quote: Graham Bandage @ September 24 2008, 11:14 AM BST

Is God a member of BSG, or just one of those guests?

Laughing out loud Quite.

So... whose kids are Peaches and Pixie?
Doesn't Bob have any biological kids?...

Ah no, my bad. I'm getting their weird family muddled up. Yes, those two atrocities are his.

Ahh!

I know he took in some kids after Paula thingy topped herself.

So, he's quite nice really, cos they wern't anything to do with him at all.
Still hate everything else about him though. :)

Yeah, that "Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily" one was Hutchence's. Fifi, Pixie, and Peaches are all his.

*shudder*

(According to Wikipedia.)

Quote: Zuhaib @ September 24 2008, 10:52 AM BST

That's ridiculous. I AM comnpletely secure in my faith but when people start openly swearing at God in a public domain like this then obviously there are two sides to an argument, I didn't like what you said or the initial comment that was made but I didn't swear at you did I?

I was brainwashed just like you. My parents, teachers brainwashed me from an early age. I got over it eventually and feel a lot better for it - free, in fact. Sorry I swore at you. Bye. Wave

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Quote: Aaron @ September 24 2008, 2:07 PM BST

Yeah, that "Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily" one was Hutchence's. Fifi, Pixie, and Peaches are all his.

*shudder*

(According to Wikipedia.)

I'm sure every one's heard this story.

Hiraani is in a shop with Smelly Bob and his latest f**kbuddy.

An INXS song comes on over the tannoy, and little Hiraani says,

"That's my real daddy, he's a real singer,"

Aw. Hutchence would certainly have been a better dad to impress your friends with.

Quote: Morrace @ September 24 2008, 3:13 PM BST

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Ha, I like that.

When the Police discovered Michael Hutchences' body they also found heroin, cocaine and amphetamines, but the rest of the children were with Paula Yates.

The Boomtown rats were a bloody good band, The Big Breakfast was a damn good show in it's prime.

Oops turns out Planet 24 produced Richard Blackwood and a bunch of other crap.

He is a smelly, shouting man with revolting kids.

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ September 24 2008, 4:09 PM BST

When the Police discovered Michael Hutchences' body they also found heroin, cocaine and amphetamines, but the rest of the children were with Paula Yates.

All he wanted to do was try a new sensation.

I couldn't bear Paula Yates, she was sexy but so bloody irritating.

Quote: sootyj @ September 24 2008, 4:12 PM BST

I couldn't bear Paula Yates, she was sexy but so bloody irritating.

- and her dad was Hughie Green - "and I mean that, most sincerely, folks."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/39288.stm

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Aparently finding out the funless, funster and racist drove her to suicide.

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