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I had rosé tonight. S'nice!

I must get a bottle of Newcastle Brown for tonight.

Quote: Winterlight @ September 24 2008, 7:53 AM BST

I must get a bottle of Newcastle Brown for tonight.

Not even 8am and already thinking of beer. Time to admit you have a problem, Ben.

Quote: David Bussell @ September 24 2008, 8:14 AM BST

Not even 8am and already thinking of beer. Time to admit you have a problem, Ben.

Go sit on a cabbage!

Merseyside Police employ a horse psychologist. That is all.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ September 24 2008, 8:46 AM BST

Merseyside Police employ a horse psychologist. That is all.

Is that a psychologist who is a horse OR a psychologist who deals with horses?

What with being all Northern and backwards, I'm guessing both.

Quote: Winterlight @ September 24 2008, 8:35 AM BST

Go sit on a cabbage!

I'm a "naked squat thrust in the cucumber patch" man myself.

If I hadn't seen a giant chicken get out of an old routemaster bus on Oxford Road this morning myself, I'm not quite sure I would have believed it.

I'm bored of Freshers' Week!

Quote: JuliaC @ September 24 2008, 10:45 AM BST

I'm bored of Freshers' Week!

I'm bored of being told about it! Ex-students keep giving us talks about university, they always say "Freshers' Week is fantastic." Then gabble on about cheap beer and ridiculous stunts. It sounds horrible, as if I wasn't panicked about university anyway...

If it's any consolation, they do all look like they're having a great time!

I'll shut up about it now...

Quote: PhQnix @ September 24 2008, 10:54 AM BST

I'm bored of being told about it! Ex-students keep giving us talks about university, they always say "Freshers' Week is fantastic." Then gabble on about cheap beer and ridiculous stunts. It sounds horrible, as if I wasn't panicked about university anyway...

I remember during Freshers Week at university somebody in my accomodation block killed themselves.

Quote: PhQnix @ September 24 2008, 10:54 AM BST

As if I wasn't panicked about university anyway...

You go to a few parties, have a few drinks and get a bit laid. What's the grumble?

Quote: chipolata @ September 24 2008, 11:03 AM BST

I remember during Freshers Week at university somebody in my accomodation block killed themselves.

Nice.

Quote: David Bussell @ September 24 2008, 11:03 AM BST

You go to a few parties, have a few drinks and get a bit laid. What's the grumble?

*shudders* That's just so not me though.

What's a "bit laid?" Is that where she decides she doesn't fancy you half-way through copulation?

Quote: JuliaC @ September 24 2008, 11:00 AM BST

If it's any consolation, they do all look like they're having a great time!

Are there any kids walking around disgusted by the whole thing? Or just shuffling along the street on their own? That's me...

Quote: chipolata @ September 24 2008, 11:03 AM BST

I remember during Freshers Week at university somebody in my accomodation block killed themselves.

That says a lot about you.

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