Just a thought.
How about we pick a time on the 30th of September (a week today) and all spend 30 minutes writing sketches and compile the best ones into one 30 minute sketch show.
Why? F**k knows. Might make us part-time writers more productive than rambling on random stuff on here.
How about 30 people each write 1 minute sketches?
Moving to that other forum what this kind of thing is intended for.
Quote: Tuumble @ September 23 2008, 1:54 PM BSTJust a thought.
How about we pick a time on the 30th of September (a week today) and all spend 30 minutes writing sketches and compile the best ones into one 30 minute sketch show.
Why? F**k knows. Might make us part-time writers more productive than rambling on random stuff on here.
This reminded me of that old Will Hay film (well, it wouldn't be a new Will Hay film would it). Will and his two sidekicks (fat bloke and old bloke) are policemen and stop someone for speeding at 90mph. The driver says he was only doing 30 mph. Will says "well I saw you doing 30, he saw you doing 30 and he saw you doing 30. That makes 90."
Wouldn't 30 one minute sketches be hideous to watch?
Why limit it to Septemeber? We could do one of these shows at the end of each month like an ongoing writers project.
"Time of the Month Show"
How about 30 people all go on webcam & talk sketches in the buff.
It would be hilarious to go onto a porn webcam where you are supposed to get women to do rude stuff by typing in instructions on the web page, and instead of the usual requests for hot lesbo action, you get them to act out your sketch to see whether it works or not.
SEXY INGA: 'Ello I'd like to register a complaint.
HORNY HANNA: We're closing for lunch.
SEXY INGA: Never mind that what about this here parrot what I bought from you
(Produces sex toy to use in lieu of parrot)
etc.
That's an amazing idea!
Quote: Griff @ September 23 2008, 8:43 PM BSTSEXY INGA: 'Ello I'd like to register a complaint.
HORNY HANNA: We're closing for lunch.
SEXY INGA: Never mind that what about this here parrot what I bought from you
(Produces sex toy to use in lieu of parrot)
Can't believe he used the parrot sketch and not the 'four candles'. *Imagine* what you could do with a porn scenario and four candles...
Dan
Quote: Griff @ September 23 2008, 8:43 PM BSTIt would be hilarious to go onto a porn webcam where you are supposed to get women to do rude stuff by typing in instructions on the web page
You seem to know an awful lot about this, Griff. I for one had never heard of such places until this.
Maybe BSG'ers could all get together and design a new couch? 
Quote: Winterlight @ September 24 2008, 8:58 AM BSTI for one had never heard of such places until this.
And 'Most Obvious Lie Of The Day' goes to...