What would Joseph Beuys do? Page 3

It's no good my mind is literally blank.

Will you be doing the winner in German or English?

"I vant to drive my auto"

Quote: JohnnyD @ September 23 2008, 9:56 PM BST

If I may take the liberty of naming the car:

"My Name is Zooo,
Audi you do!"

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Aw, cute.
I will make it my official greeting, regardless.

Motoring a fence.

Will you be doing the winner in German or English?

If I win I'd like to be done in German please.

Ooh a late entry from Nils but a good one.

The competition is closed. Now the voting.

Okay. Here's how it works: You vote by posting your two favourite captions in the order of your favour. Captions placed first will be awarded 2 points, captions placed second 1 point. I'll figure it all out, cause I didn't flunk statistics, and in the end we'll have a winner. Everything unclear? Perfect! Let's roll.

Here are the contestants:

"Let me Audi here!!!" (DaButt)
"https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/active" (Griff)
"I think I love you, Finck." (Zooo)
"My other car is in the Guggenheim" (sootyj)
"Don't f**k with traffic wardens" (sootyj)
"Don't touch the car-meleon it bites," (sootyj)
"Vorsprung ohne Technik" (JohnnyD)
"I Finck therefore I am." (dannyjb)
"Dude, here's your car" (dannyjb)
"I've lost my autobahn" (Winterlight)
"U2 in Concert Here Tonight" (JohnnyD)
"K.I.T.T." (Griff)
"My Name is Zooo, Audi you do!" (JohnnyD)
"I vant to drive my auto" (Ellie)
"Motoring a fence." (Nil)

You can vote for half an hour (I need some time to print the thing and dress up as a spy). Roughly till 2240.

I choose:

1. My first one.
2. My other one.

PS you HAVE to include "Motoring a fence" in the list.

Quote: Griff @ September 23 2008, 10:05 PM BST

PS you HAVE to include "Motoring a fence" in the list.

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I have.

Do you want to change your vote based on the updated list?

Nope. I want to see the BSG URL up there.

Well, I better make the first adult contribution...

1. "Dude, here's your car" (dannyjb)
2. "Don't f**k with traffic wardens" (sootyj)

Quote: zooo @ September 23 2008, 9:58 PM BST

Will you be doing the winner in German or English?

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In English. I'm not pandering to the plebs.

Results (to be updated, * being points, ** in expletives don't count as points):

* "Let me Audi here!!!" (DaButt)

**** "https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/active" (Griff)

"I think I love you, Finck." (Zooo)

"My other car is in the Guggenheim" (sootyj)

** "Don't f**k with traffic wardens" (sootyj)

"Don't touch the car-meleon it bites," (sootyj)

"Vorsprung ohne Technik" (JohnnyD)

"I Finck therefore I am." (dannyjb)

***** "Dude, here's your car" (dannyjb)

"I've lost my autobahn" (Winterlight)

"U2 in Concert Here Tonight" (JohnnyD)

* "K.I.T.T." (Griff)

"My Name is Zooo, Audi you do!" (Nil)

"I vant to drive my auto" (Ellie)

** "Motoring a fence." (Nil)

1. Dude, here's your car. (dannyjb)
2. Let me Audi here! (DaButt)

I reeeally liked a couple of the others too though!

Quote: Griff @ September 23 2008, 10:07 PM BST

Nope. I want to see the BSG URL up there.

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Drop that 'active' bit then.

Quote: Finck @ September 23 2008, 10:04 PM BST

"My Name is Zooo, Audi you do!" (Nil) (JohnnyD)

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Quote: Nil Putters @ September 23 2008, 10:15 PM BST

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You're right, Nil. Changed. Sorry, JohnnyD!