The winner is Danny! And here's his caption applied to Art:
And here's a modified version:
As I have reported elsewhere, Art is now living on my doorstep. Well, not exactly, but within the margin of error of GPS, it is.
Art has taken on the form of the reasonably priced car (for Gavin: an Audi 80, ca. 1990 1992) enclosed in a construction site fence.
Living in the land of Beuys as well as the land of the cerebrally challenged, I would like to enhance the existing composition by adding some sort of written commentary, thereby giving a voice to this forlorn object.
This is where you come in.
I'd like you to come up with captions (to be printed on Din A4), that I will attach to Art tonight. If it's still intact by daylight, I'll take a photo and post it here. (Everyone can enter up to three captions.)
Deadline is, erm, 2200 your time.
The winner will be decided after deadline by vote.
(Yes, I'm bored. Yes, I do enjoy this.)
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So far:
"Let me Audi here!!!" (DaButt)
"https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/active" (Griff)
"I think I love you, Finck." (Zooo)
"My other car is in the Guggenheim" (sootyj)
"Don't f**k with traffic wardens" (sootyj)
"Don't touch the car-meleon it bites," (sootyj)
"Vorsprung ohne Technik" (JohnnyD)
"I Finck therefore I am." (dannyjb)
"Dude, here's your car" (dannyjb)
"I've lost my autobahn" (Winterlight)
"U2 in Concert Here Tonight" (JohnnyD)
"K.I.T.T." (Griff)
"My Name is Zooo, Audi you do!" (JohnnyD)
"I vant to drive my auto" (Ellie)
"Motoring a fence." (Nil)
Can we at least share her, Laura? 
Ruined!