INT. BISTRO – DAY
TERRY IS ENJOYING HIS MEAL WHEN PHONEY, A TALKING ANIMATED TELEPHONE, BOUNDS ONTO THE TABLE.
TERRY:
Hi Phoney!
PHONEY:
Hi, Terry! Did you know that if you insure your car online with Phoney Insurance you can save up to ten percent?
TERRY:
I didn’t know that!
PHONEY:
And did you know that Phoney Insurance isn’t just for your car? We offer a wide range of products!
TERRY:
You do?
PHONEY:
Why yes, Terry – like home insurance and travel cover!
TERRY:
Wow!
CUT TO THE PERSPECTIVE OF TERRY’S FELLOW DINERS. THERE IS NO PHONEY - TERRY HAS BEEN TALKING TO HIMSELF THE WHOLE TIME.
TERRY (CONT):
You’re the best, Phoney!
PHONEY:
That’s right! Now why don’t you jump on the table and f**k that peach cobbler?
TERRY:
Sure thing, Phoney!
TERRY HOPS UP ON THE TABLE AND UNZIPS HIS FLIES. SAT A COUPLE OF TABLES AWAY A SEA ADMIRAL WITH A PARROT ON HIS SHOULDER SHAKES HIS HEAD IN DISDAIN.
ADMIRAL:
Bloody loon.