Weird things happening outside my house:
Yesterday morning two blokes from the gas provider or from the community arrived in a van and started putting up a construction site fence around an Audi that was parked on the street opposite my house.
Then they parked behind the now enclosed car and waited. After a while they drove off. This morning another two men showed up. They got out of their van, saw the enclosed car, called someone on their mobile and drove off again. The Audi's still standing there. Enclosed. Looking sad but forbearing. He's a winner.