I'm with Griff. I want everyone to be in bits when I kick the bucket.
I would however like a beautiful and mysterious woman in black to turn up and sob inconsolably, speak to nobody and leave before the wake.
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God no, I want every one drunk at my funeral.
So drunk they bury the wrong person and my corpse gets stuck in a taxi home.
I want to go down as an urban myth.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ September 22 2008, 11:05 PM BSTI'm with Griff. I want everyone to be in bits when I kick the bucket.
I would however like a beautiful and mysterious woman in black to turn up and sob inconsolably, speak to nobody and leave before the wake.
Buy a little black number for Ellie or zooo
Quote: sootyj @ September 22 2008, 11:07 PM BSTGod no, I want every one drunk at my funeral.
So drunk they bury the wrong person and my corpse gets stuck in a taxi home.
I want to go down as an urban myth.
Yes, churches need pubs installed in them and it would get their dwindling numbers up.
Erm I'm Jewish and aetheist sort of, and a bit Pastafarian.
Synagogues, mosques, temples, chapels, the lot. Change the name to 'The Red Lionberg', beer on tap, etc.
People are allowed to be roaring drunk at funerals. But the service itself must be grim and unbearably miserable.
I dunno I find none english services interspersed with lots of singing can be quite jolly.
Death doesn't have to be depressing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8
With the choreography.
Quote: Griff @ September 22 2008, 10:58 PM BSTA proper fire-and-brimstone emotional rollercoaster putting you through the wringer helps you get closure on the event in a way that is not generally achieved by playing Benny Hill's "Ernie", no matter how much the deceased liked it.
I was about to suggest that one. 
Quote: sootyj @ September 22 2008, 11:07 PM BSTGod no, I want every one drunk at my funeral.
So drunk they bury the wrong person and my corpse gets stuck in a taxi home.
I want to go down as an urban myth.
You already have.
Except you'd have to change it "Every sperm was sacred,"
Now this is a classy funeral.
An exciting funeral.
You're not dying Aaron.
I've already had a word.
Not sure about the rest of you...
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ September 22 2008, 11:35 PM BSTAn exciting funeral.
Listen to the VO, 3 IRA soldiers, a terrorist hurls grenades.
Hmm spot the political view point?
Quote: sootyj @ September 22 2008, 11:38 PM BSTListen to the VO, 3 IRA soldiers, a terrorist hurls grenades.
Hmm spot the political view point?
Americans, pre 9/11.
Quote: sootyj @ September 22 2008, 11:38 PM BSTListen to the VO, 3 IRA soldiers, a terrorist hurls grenades.
Hmm spot the political view point?
Just what I was thinking. Is there any really impartial news service?
Quote: zooo @ September 22 2008, 11:36 PM BSTYou're not dying Aaron.
I've already had a word.
Thank you! 