Quote: ian_w @ September 21 2008, 1:15 AM BSTHurray, a drop of golden cu.... >_<
You want to go to the doctors about that, mate. Could be quite the infection brewing down there.
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Quote: Aaron @ September 21 2008, 1:17 AM BSTYou want to go to the doctors about that, mate. Could be quite the infection brewing down there.
It's mixed with wee.
ANYWAY, why's everyone talking now I've just done my goodnights? 
Quote: ian_w @ September 21 2008, 1:19 AM BSTIt's mixed with wee.
That's not how it's meant to work! I think you may be piped wrong. No more blowies until you get that seen to!
Quote: zooo @ September 21 2008, 1:02 AM BSTI think your avatar might be putting people off...
Excuse me? My daughter Hollie created that! It's a model snail and she's very proud of it I'll have you know! 
*desperately tries not to laugh and hopes it's a joke and/or for forgiveness*
I thought it was some kind of "Native American"...
Quote: Aaron @ September 21 2008, 1:21 AM BSTThat's not how it's meant to work! I think you may be piped wrong. No more blowies until you get that seen to!
*books appointment with body plumber*
But this whole thing's turned around now, it's supposed to be you shagging the deer
Just to confirm - my avatar is REALLY is a model snail created by my youngest daughter. I does look like a turd but it's still beautiful in a father's eyes.
Awww. 
Quote: Nil Putters @ September 21 2008, 1:30 AM BSTAwww.
Too late now you big bastard!
The shame!!! *puts back of hand to forehead*
LOL!
Well I think it's really sweet Tuumble, ignore the big bad man 
Quote: Nil Putters @ September 21 2008, 1:30 AM BSTAwww.
You won't be saying that when Tuumble tells you that his "youngest" daughter is 34. 
Edit; Now I do feel bad.
Quote: ian_w @ September 21 2008, 1:38 AM BSTLOL!
Well I think it's really sweet Tuumble, ignore the big bad man
Hey, what's a turd looking snail between friends.
She's five but the pic is a couple of years old. I'm not decrepit yet - that happens Monday.