*Frankie poses in front of mirror mimicking Zooo*
Sex Page 14
*barricades herself up in here, just because it says sex on the door*
Quote: Nil Putters @ September 20 2008, 3:15 AM BST*streaks through thread while no one is looking*
<In my best Pete Townshend Happy Jack voice> "I saw ya!"
Oh no, Nil can't come in cause he has to prepare his 3000th post.
*starts singing Rule Britannia again, very quietly*
Anyway, what is the difference between sex and a carpet?
Quote: Frankie Rage @ September 20 2008, 2:53 AM BSTScottish men may have sexy accents (dunno) but Scottish women definitely don't. Well, not to my lug 'oles anyway!
Some do. Emphasis on the some.
Quote: Frankie Rage @ September 20 2008, 2:55 AM BSTThat's a guid auld Scottish monicker! If she's sexy it ain't the Scottish heritage that's doing it, I'll warrant!
No, that's the surname. As we all know. 
Quote: Finck @ September 20 2008, 3:23 AM BST*starts singing Rule Britannia again, very quietly*
Did you sure Rule Britannia in the shower this morning...?
Quote: Frankie Rage @ September 20 2008, 5:21 AM BSTAnyway, what is the difference between sex and a carpet?
A carpet gets laid. You don't.
Quote: Aaron @ September 20 2008, 10:07 AM BSTDid you sure rule Britannia in the shower this morning...?
No, but that *is* a very good idea, and I'm quite sure I'm capable of it.
Others must've done it before, I guess...
Cor. I shall do it!
Gomez do have a tartan.
It is pink.
I made it.
Quote: zooo @ September 20 2008, 2:13 PM BSTGomez do have a tartan.
It is pink.
I made it.
Shouldn't it be McGomez. Has a much better ring to it! 
The really shit thing is, I reckon if I put half the time, effort, concentration, and flawless attention to detail in my writing as I did in concopting sexual fantasies I'd be so fecking prolific by now. I'd have several hundred novels, all with air-tight plots.
Just write down the sexual fantasies!
(and send them to me)
Write dirty books, ian. 
Yes, ian. Write dirty books. Do what zooo says.
Quote: zooo @ September 21 2008, 12:09 AM BSTJust write down the sexual fantasies!
(and send them to me)
Write dirty books, ian.
Dear Mills and Boon... (and Dear Zooo of course)!
I notice many of mine seem to be about power - that is, having it.
On the few occasions when women have told me about theirs, they mostly seem to be about submission. Hmmmm. Inttttteresssssting!