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Quote: Finck @ September 19 2008, 11:07 PM BST

You've met me. It isn't.

I didn't get much of a chance to talk to you, so I can't comment on that. Your written English is much better than my written German, though.

Quote: Winterlight @ September 19 2008, 11:03 PM BST

Please don't say it was with a minor.

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Kinky.

Oh, Aaron! You are the epitome of wit. And I mean that.

Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud

Aw. Look at the cute little car.

The sexiest 6th form boy at school had that car.

Quote: Winterlight @ September 19 2008, 11:05 PM BST

Here's an interesting sex fact about Winterlight. I haven't had sex outside since 2001.

Still quite adventurous!

Quote: zooo @ September 19 2008, 11:06 PM BST

I have never, and could never do sexings if my parents were anywhere in the building. :)
*shudder*

Ooo, zooo's a noisy one!

Quote: Winterlight @ September 19 2008, 11:08 PM BST

I could!

I remember my mum once coming up to me and saying "You should try putting a pillow behind the headboard, Ben".

Fuuuuuuuuucking hell.

I lost my virginity in 1996 - I was 27. At least I made up for lost time as I have three kids so I know which bits go where.

Quote: Aaron @ September 19 2008, 11:13 PM BST

Ooo, zooo's a noisy one!

I bet she's a wriggler too.

Quote: zooo @ September 19 2008, 11:12 PM BST

The sexiest 6th form boy at school had that car.

Haha!

Quote: Winterlight @ September 19 2008, 11:15 PM BST

I bet she's a wriggler too.

Cor. :O

I'm a bit turned on now.

Must be that Lemsip.

Quote: zooo @ September 19 2008, 11:20 PM BST

I'm a bit turned on now.

Must be that Lemsip.

OK then, just what has a guy got to do to get your motor runnin'? ;)

Quote: zooo @ September 19 2008, 11:20 PM BST

I'm a bit turned on now.

Must be that Lemsip.

Smarmy

Buy her a Lemsip?

Quote: Winterlight @ September 19 2008, 11:24 PM BST

Buy her a Lemsip?

And then talk about her wriggling and moaning in sex and that.

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