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Quote: Gavin @ September 19 2008, 11:03 PM BST

Animal?

..Mineral? or Vegetable?

Quote: Gavin @ September 19 2008, 11:03 PM BST

Animal?

No. But, erm, age-related.

Quote: Finck @ September 19 2008, 11:02 PM BST

Depends on the age of the partner. I've looked it up. But it's complicated.

I think I might have done something illegal a few years ago...

Wow, that does sound complicated.

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 19 2008, 11:02 PM BST

on floor of bedroom

Weren't you missing a trick there??

This may have been asked before, Finck, but how come your English is so good?!

Quote: Finck @ September 19 2008, 11:04 PM BST

No. But, erm, age-related.

oooooooo scandellous.

Here's an interesting sex fact about Winterlight. I haven't had sex outside since 2001.

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 19 2008, 11:02 PM BST

Best places?

Car, Club, on floor of bedroom whilst parents on landing, field, snooker table.
:$ :$ :$

Too much information?

I have never, and could never do sexings if my parents were anywhere in the building. :)
*shudder*

Quote: Winterlight @ September 19 2008, 11:04 PM BST

This may have been asked before, Finck, but how come your English is so good?!

You've met me. It isn't.

Quote: JuliaC @ September 19 2008, 11:04 PM BST

Weren't you missing a trick there??

I just kinda happened that way. :$ I think I may have had my foot against the door also. Just in case.

Quote: zooo @ September 19 2008, 11:06 PM BST

I have never, and could never do sexings if my parents were anywhere in the building. :)
*shudder*

I could!

I remember my mum once coming up to me and saying "You should try putting a pillow behind the headboard, Ben".

Ew!

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 19 2008, 11:07 PM BST

I think I may have had my foot against the door also. Just in case.

Phew!

Quote: zooo @ September 19 2008, 11:06 PM BST

I have never, and could never do sexings if my parents were anywhere in the building. :)
*shudder*

It wasn't my parents. That time

Ahhh.

I can do that.

Quote: zooo @ September 19 2008, 11:01 PM BST

:|

You know I'm right.

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