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EXT. GRASSY NATURE RESERVE. DAY.
WE ARE AT A NATURE RESERVE ABOUT TO OBSERVE SOME RARE SPRING FLOWERS WITH OUR NATURE EXPERT, BILL.
Bill
This ancient chalk grassland has been managed for centuries and as a result, plays host to a variety of wild orchids only found at a few locations such as this. Let’s go and have a look.
BILL BEGINS TO WALK AND LOOK FOR ORCHIDS.
Ahh. This is a particularly rare species called a Badger Orchid. If we look a bit closer…
CAMERA ZOOMS IN TO CLOSE UP ON ORCHID.
Bill (V.O.)
… we’ll see that each little flowerlet, looks like a tiny badger.
A WORM, SNAKE OR SLUG CRAWLS INTO THE BACKGROUND WHILE WE ARE ON THE CLOSE UP
Cameraman (O.O.V)
Eurgh what the f**k is that! I hate those things. Get it away.
CAMERA PULLS BACK SHAKILY AND THE SOUNDMAN RUNS UP TO THE ORCHID AND STAMPS LIKE A MANIAC ON THE SLUG, CRUSHING THE ORCHID AND THE SLUG.
Soundman
Disgusting bastards.
Cameraman (O.O.V.)
Is it dead?
Soundman
Yeah I got it.
BILL STANDS THERE NOT KNOWING WHAT TO SAY.
(To Bill)
They’re poisonous aren’t they? What?