Your worst date ever! Page 2

My worst date just ended, its pretty funny actually we got off the bus she went one way I went the other and that was it We sat through Austin Powers saying nothing and then got the bus back. Jesus that was awkward. There was no ice breaker so it was like the first 30 seconds for 2 hours. Man thats depressing. I'm rambling now. Er my second worst date was probably when my debit card was rejected and I had to go all the way to the cash point because she didn't bring any money, thats what she claims anyway. She wasn't very happy but it was the third date so I still got laid. Yippee. How much is BSG charging for this head shrinking session.

PS. When you know a woman is going to have sex with you don't shout Yippee! it puts them off. But when you ejaculate you have to shout Hayoooo! or something similar just to see what happens.

Quote: ajp29 @ June 14, 2007, 2:03 AM

My worst date just ended, its pretty funny actually we got off the bus she went one way I went the other and that was it We sat through Austin Powers saying nothing and then got the bus back. Jesus that was awkward. There was no ice breaker so it was like the first 30 seconds for 2 hours. Man thats depressing. I'm rambling now. Er my second worst date was probably when my debit card was rejected and I had to go all the way to the cash point because she didn't bring any money, thats what she claims anyway. She wasn't very happy but it was the third date so I still got laid. Yippee. How much is BSG charging for this head shrinking session.

PS. When you know a woman is going to have sex with you don't shout Yippee! it puts them off. But when you ejaculate you have to shout Hayoooo! or something similar just to see what happens.

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You are a deeply disturbed person...

Yep thats why the ladies love me

Quote: ajp29 @ June 14, 2007, 2:03 AM

PS. When you know a woman is going to have sex with you don't shout Yippee! it puts them off. But when you ejaculate you have to shout Hayoooo! or something similar just to see what happens.

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I read about a guy who shouted ahhhhh Bisto when he came!

Thats brilliant. I've never had to balls to do it. It would be fun though just to confuse the other person.

I had a guy who spoke normal chat to me during sex. He was yapping about a holiday he took and one his mum was about to take. Thrusting and yakking. I thought fook I must be one 'Boring Bint' but I have not had a yakker since.
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I did tell him to get the fook off me in the end. Neither of us reached any kind nor form of ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

It wasn't Alan Partridge was it Charley?

Nah I wish. This guy was called Gavin like my hubs is. I swear on my sons lives he yakked & Yakked about crap.

Quote: David Chapman @ June 14, 2007, 1:06 AM

You alcy!

And I thought Charley was bad!

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The state of the youth today. *shakes head in dismay*

Quote: charley rance @ June 14, 2007, 3:22 AM

Nah I wish. This guy was called Gavin like my hubs is. I swear on my sons lives he yakked & Yakked about crap.

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Much like yourself then, eh Charley?

Fankoo Aaron.
I most definatley am not being banged one from behind while typing now. I need full concentration. .;lkpionmknkl. Ooooops! Guess i lied. hnjhklnih;duy. Sorry.

Worst dat involves me getting drunk and finding out the girls dad was a butcher I used to work with grandad going around farms killing animals and chopping them up....I was drunk and was telling her about the "runner" I bopped cockrel on the head then took it back to house and then had the snap the cockrels neck after it lept out of boot of car and made a runner....I didnt call her back she was very dull

I got another one in an aquarium but thats for another day

Quote: David Chapman @ June 13, 2007, 10:36 PM

January 18th 1978

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beat me to it.

Worst date ever?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5KGa7CPbo0