I've an idea for a new sitcom called "Marc P & Random: Private Detectives".
INT. OFFICE SETTING. DULWICH HAMLET. DAY
Random: You the man, MarcP 
Marc P: Quite. Now, about this case... Oh, an itchy nose. You know what that means?
Random: High pollen count 
Marc P: Hmmm. This case. The double homicide. Any leads?
Random: What case? Remember when we first met? I still think that wanking scene shoulda stayed in. We mightn't be here now. We could be on repeats on Dave 
I heard the main suspect's fled to India, what time is it over there?
Marc P: It's a well-known fact that if one turns their watch upside down that's the time in India.
RANDOM TWISTS HIS NECK UPSIDE DOWN AND LOOKS AT HIS WRIST.
Marc P: It doesn't work with digital watches.
TO BE DISCONTINUED.
