EXT. DAY. PETROL STATION.
A MAN IS DRIVING IN REVERSE AND STOPS AT A PETROL PUMP. HE FILLS UP, PAYS AND DRIVES OFF IN REVERSE.
A STEADY FLOW OF CARS ALL DO THE SAME.
SHOP ASSISTANT: Bad news on the fuel front?
BLOKE: What's that?
SHOP ASSISTANT: Petrol's back up.
ENDS.
Ooh not bad but Badoom tish to the power of 10.
Oh bloody hell, I laughed. I feel ashamed that I laughed, but I did. 
Don't feel ashamed of your inner child Tommy.
10 Daleks with a window box that's just been planted
Germinate! Germinate!
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ September 19 2008, 5:39 PM BSTDon't feel ashamed of your inner child Tommy.
Aah, you always satisfy my inner child. Not in a paedo way.