EastEnders

BBC EXEC WALKS IN ON A BBC SCRIPT READING.

HONEY

Where are you going with that shovel Billy?

BBC EXEC

Look sorry to interrupt you chaps, but this incest story we've had rather a lot of complaints.

WRITER

Sorted now do you mind I'm busy, Honey from the top.

HONEY

Billy where are you going with that shovel?

BBC EXEC

Record number of complaints, more even then our last tawdry attmept to grab viewers figure. Oops I mean since our last hard hitting story.

WRITER

The incest story is dropped now f**k off, jeezus I'm an artist. Bet Shakespeare never had some arse telling him, couldn't f**king Hamlet jsut take Prozac and go into therapy.

BBC EXEC

Sorry.

HONEY

Billy where are you going with that shovel?

BILLY

If you're going to leave me I'm going to dig Well Ard up and f**k him.

Nice punchline.

Thanks with this sketch I like the rhythmn, the way it keeps going back to the same line.

Oh, very funny. Don't even need to know the topical basis for that skit to enjoy the comedic value of necrophilia.

Aah it's EastEnders and frankly I wouldn't be surprised to see a gay, bestiality, necrophilia plot line in that load of old garbage.

Why is gay getting lumped in with the sick stuff!

Mmmmm, sick stuff...

Well Ard was a boy doggy wasn't he?

So Billy is merely having 3 unusual sexual exepriences at once.

Would you like me to swop Honey and Billy's positions visa vi the shovel.

Quote: zooo @ September 19 2008, 5:34 PM BST

Why is gay getting lumped in with the sick stuff!

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Bloody deep-seated socio-cultural prejudice.

Quote: sootyj @ September 19 2008, 5:37 PM BST

Well Ard was a boy doggy wasn't he?

So Billy is merely having 3 unusual sexual exepriences at once.

Would you like me to swop Honey and Billy's positions visa vi the shovel.

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I could well do without either of them. Wellard was worth 10 of 'em!

lol, that punchline made it