Quote: Gavin @ September 19 2008, 2:43 PM BSTWonder if he'll wear mittens.
I totally don't get that...
But I'm sure it's something mean. 
Sex Page 5
Quote: EllieJP @ September 19 2008, 2:44 PM BSTRight now?
Ummm a black skirt with knee high boots and a greyish top.
Why?
Who cares! You had me at knee high boots. 
Right, food shop. God, it's all go today
Quote: Nil Putters @ September 19 2008, 3:09 PM BSTWho cares! You had me at knee high boots.
Right, food shop. God, it's all go today
Had me at ummmm. But I imagined she was sucking her finger whilst saying it.
Quote: zooo @ September 19 2008, 2:47 PM BSTI totally don't get that...
But I'm sure it's something mean.
Ditto on both counts.
But don't worry. I'll be gentle. 
Quote: Gavin @ September 19 2008, 3:11 PM BSTHad me at ummmm. But I imagined she was sucking her finger whilst saying it.
That works for me.
grumble f**king shopping when sexy talk's happening grumble grumble
Toodles again 
My washing machine's making funny noises. 
Stop sitting on it then.
Quote: Nil Putters @ September 19 2008, 3:13 PM BST
My washing machine's making funny noises.
Thats what happens when you shove your dick in the hot water pipe.
Quote: Gavin @ September 19 2008, 3:17 PM BSTThats what happens when you shove your dick in the hot water pipe.
Mmm, better rethink my plans for the weekend then.
Really!! You people! It's all sex sex sex isn't it?!
Hold that thought I'll be back in a bit.
Fnarrrr! Nils said 'a bit', like 'a bit of sex'. Fnarrrrrr! etc.
I signed up for Comedy insights, not puerile sex gags!
Anyway...you may as well know that I lost my virginity in Texas
I only went in for some shelves
Quote: Tittybiscuit @ September 19 2008, 3:34 PM BSTAnyway...you may as well know that I lost my virginity in Texas
I only went in for some shelves
Quote: Tittybiscuit @ September 19 2008, 3:34 PM BSTI signed up for Comedy insights, not puerile sex gags!
Anyway...you may as well know that I lost my virginity in Texas
I only went in for some shelves
Hahaha - got a nailing did you?
Quote: Tittybiscuit @ September 19 2008, 3:34 PM BSTI signed up for Comedy insights, not puerile sex gags!
Anyway...you may as well know that I lost my virginity in Texas
I only went in for some shelves
That's the funniest thing I've read in oooooo....ages!
BTW, I'm drinking tea at the moment - Boy George was wrong...unless I can be arsed to go and add the sugar my colleague forgot.*
*Those of a certain age will not know what I'm talking about
Quote: EllieJP @ September 19 2008, 4:04 PM BSTHahaha - got a nailing did you?
The best screw of my life!
What a ho'