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Quote: EllieJP @ September 19 2008, 12:34 PM BST

Men find it intimidating.

Why? I can think of a good 2 things I'm more intimidated by.

Quote: EllieJP @ September 19 2008, 12:34 PM BST

Men find it intimidating.

Is it the handcuffs?

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 19 2008, 12:39 PM BST

Is it the handcuffs?

There is no saftey word.

Quote: EllieJP @ September 19 2008, 12:34 PM BST

Men find it intimidating.

In fairness guys, you know we do.

Besides most blokes want to leave time in their schedules for other interests. Beer mainly.

Quote: Timbo @ September 19 2008, 12:45 PM BST

In fairness guys, you know we do.

Exactly. You play on the fact that a girl will say no most times... so you can play football/see mates etc. What happens when your girlfriend ALWAYS says yes and asks for it themselves. Problem!!

Quote: EllieJP @ September 19 2008, 12:34 PM BST

Men find it intimidating.

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough.

Or should it be Ellie saying that...?

Quote: EllieJP @ September 19 2008, 12:48 PM BST

Exactly. You play on the fact that a girl will say no most times... so you can play football/see mates etc. What happens when your girlfriend ALWAYS says yes and asks for it themselves. Problem!!

Unimpressed Ye that'll cause real problems. :P

Quote: Winterlight @ September 19 2008, 12:53 PM BST

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough.

Ooooh a challange... I'd give you a week. It'll be fun at first then you'll be faking head aches after 4 days, too tired on day 5, too stressed on day 6 and then decorators would be in...

I don't know. I'm out of the office for an hour and someone does a sex thread. Tch.

Unfortunately, I'm not very good at sex. I just go on and on for ages! Gets bloody boring after a while, don't it?

Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 19 2008, 1:01 PM BST

I don't know. I'm out of the office for an hour and someone does a sex thread. Tch.

Unfortunately, I'm not very good at sex. I just go on and on for ages! Gets bloody boring after a while, don't it?

You need to read a book like I do, ocassionally chirp up with "oh yeh thats it" then get back to reading. Pop your cork finish the chapter knock off the light done.

Quote: Gavin @ September 19 2008, 1:04 PM BST

You need to read a book like I do, ocassionally chirp up with "oh yeh thats it" then get back to reading. Pop your cork finish the chapter knock off the light done.

Now there's sage advice you won't find in so called 'sex manuals'.

The most random and partially disturbing thread ever...

Quote: Chickenoriental @ September 19 2008, 1:21 PM BST

The most random and partially disturbing thread ever...

Nope. Frostyboy did much more extreme ones.

Oh, I don't know, I think there have been more randomer/disturbinger threads than this one.

At least this thread is actually quite blatant. So many threads end up being
filthy regardless of the title/intentions. Isn't that right, you dirt bags.

Quote: Tuumble @ September 19 2008, 12:21 PM BST

Do you want some?

Yespleasethankyou.

:)

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