British Comedy Guide

Sex

Do you want some?

You offering monkey boy?

Yes please! Unless it's with you. Are there tokens to collect? Can they be redeemed anywhere?

How much?

On a scale of 1-10 how do you rate the performance.

Any party tricks?

After my exertions on Wednesday night when my wife flew out for the last night of the conference I was at, yeah, I'm game.

Sorta rekindled the taste for it, y'know?

Quote: Tuumble @ September 19 2008, 12:25 PM BST

After my exertions on Wednesday night when my wife flew out for the last night of the conference I was at, yeah, I'm game.

Sorta rekindled the taste for it, y'know?

Not really she didnt do ought for me.

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 19 2008, 12:23 PM BST

Yes please! Unless it's with you. Are there tokens to collect? Can they be redeemed anywhere?

Only thing to collect are medical complaints...not that I have that problem.

This is rather disappointing. I assume Father Christmas isn't around either?

*kicks door frame on the way out*

Quote: Finck @ September 19 2008, 12:28 PM BST

This is rather disappointing. I assume Father Christmas isn't around either?

*kicks door frame on the way out*

Finck is quite sexy when she's angry.

Quote: Gavin @ September 19 2008, 12:28 PM BST

Finck is quite sexy when she's angry.

Agreed. :)

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 19 2008, 12:30 PM BST

Agreed. :)

Agreed.

I always want sex... it's my only flaw.

Flaw?!

Quote: EllieJP @ September 19 2008, 12:31 PM BST

I always want sex... it's my only flaw.

What about the extra toes?

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 19 2008, 12:32 PM BST

Flaw?!

Men find it intimidating.

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