Ah.
Pop her in jail then!
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Well not quite obviously.
I was abused by a woman. Only for a very very short time though.
...Was it me?
I wish! (hubba hubba)
I am being serious though. Once when I was 7 I went to school with a big plaster on my neck to cover up a love bite. The kids kept trying to pull it off and I was so humiliated and scared that they'd do it I told them that I had a hole in my neck and I'd die if the did it 
That was a good event though cos that's what caused my mum to never see her again.
Shit I'm a barrel of laughs aren't I 
Can you warn me next time you're being serious so I don't make a stupid joke? 
Poor Ian. *cuddles*
Quote: zooo @ September 18 2008, 8:24 PM BSTCan you warn me next time you're being serious so I don't make a stupid joke?
Poor Ian. *cuddles*
Awwwww zooos I'm sorry! I laughed at your joke!
It's not poor me, it was only brief and lots had it far worse.
I'm reeeeally sorry though I can imagine that would've felt a bit shit but really there's no need. *cuddles*
*feels bum*
Woo!
Quote: ian_w @ September 18 2008, 8:27 PM BST*feels bum*
I'm telling Aaron!
Yeah come on ian, feel Aaron's bum too.
Girl's arses are ace. Just thought I'd mention it while were on the subject! Seximo ultimo!
Quote: Curt @ September 18 2008, 8:32 PM BSTI'm telling Aaron!
He will be pleased someone is protecting poor zooo's bum!
Quote: zooo @ September 18 2008, 8:33 PM BSTYeah come on ian, feel Aaron's bum too.
Don't forget the Curtster. Ohhhhh yeaaaaaa
Quote: zooo @ September 18 2008, 8:33 PM BSTYeah come on ian, feel Aaron's bum too.
But I think he dumped me
Quote: Curt @ September 18 2008, 8:34 PM BSTDon't forget the Curtster. Ohhhhh yeaaaaaa
Well you learn something new every day!
Soooooo, hello there Curt...
Quote: ian_w @ September 18 2008, 8:36 PM BSTBut I think he dumped me
He would never do such a thing!
He loves you long time.
Quote: zooo @ September 18 2008, 7:59 PM BSTConsensual?
Is that how it's spelled?
Yes.
You watching Five Graham? How d'you think they'll do?