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Grok is the Serbian word to describe the sound that pigs make.

Quote: Wildjesusfishkid @ September 17 2008, 10:11 PM BST

Grok is the Serbian word to describe the sound that pigs make.

Pigs are cool. I lubba cubba pigs!

Me too.

It's also aparently what you do to Mr Spock.

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Oink at a man with pointy ears. That's going to be my New Year resolution.

I don't believe it to be possible for Skib to answer a question or reply to a post without posing more increasingly ludicrous questions.

Quote: Aaron @ September 17 2008, 11:21 PM BST

I don't believe it to be possible for Skib to answer a question or reply to a post without posing more increasingly ludicrous questions.

But are the questions ludicrous? Only you can answer this, looking into yourself.

Have you given the question more than 20 cumulative minutes?

Start at square one, then work back. Then when you get to square 47, work forward 12. Then add another three.

Now smoke some weed.

Grokk!

Wibble!

And that's cool.

Grokk.

Quote: Skibbington von Skubber @ September 17 2008, 8:01 PM BST

If the universe was designed, then something existed before it in order to design it.

Would it not follow that the designer of the universe was the same designer who designed you?

And how could you be any different, in essence, from that which designed you?

So you must have the same qualities as that which designed you. That which designed you could only have itself to make anything from it.

Who put the value of "big" in reference to the "mystery"? It is not big unless you insist it is.

Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they are yours to keep. No one and no army of trillions can take them from you.

I suspect that the Universe was not "designed" and therefore nothing in it was either.

The question remains the same either way:

So I wasn't "designed", so what?

So I was "designed", so what?

Quote: Skibbington von Skubber @ September 17 2008, 10:08 PM BST

And what is "truth"?

And what do you personally require as proof of any truth?

And where does the truth reside? Outside of yourself? But your questions are coming from within yourself. Have you convinced yourself that the answers can only be found outside of yourself?

Where do you end and the rest of the world begins? Your skin?

Grok, grasshopper. Grok!

The truth is what I believe at this moment.

It may change later.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Perry Nium @ September 18 2008, 1:42 AM BST

But are the questions ludicrous? Only you can answer this, looking into yourself.

Have you given the question more than 20 cumulative minutes?

Start at square one, then work back. Then when you get to square 47, work forward 12. Then add another three.

Now smoke some weed.

Grokk!

Wibble!

And that's cool.

Grokk.

You said "wibble"!!
Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

You know our universe will eventually contract and implode in on it's self.

Creating a vast explosion that could create a whole new universe.

Maybe there is no beginning, merely a trillion year long process of universes destroying them selves and being reborn.

Either that or are universe is part of some vaster universal creation, beyond our mere mortal perceptions.

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That said that's my photograph of the one true God.

God lies awake at night considering the existence of palindromes and goes
'Foow!'

Quote: Frankie Rage @ September 18 2008, 9:40 AM BST

I suspect that the Universe was not "designed" and therefore nothing in it was either.

The question remains the same either way:

So I wasn't "designed", so what?

So I was "designed", so what?

The truth is what I believe at this moment.

It may change later.

Iz all abouts de controlling of vone's thoughts and veelings.

Ven ve ask "Does God exist?" ve are declaring ve are lost in our wittle whirls and seemingly have no controls over own our happiness, peace, health, and prosperity.

Das a fun game, yah?
You know who and what you are unequivocally and then intentionally dive into a game of mystery whereupon you will forget who and what you are. Eventually you will experience pain and confusion and frustration which will spurn you to figure out what's going on. Without pain you would not bother to ask what the f**k is going on. The pain will cause you to look beyond the surface, beyond the television/traditional points of view, and you will see that YOU are the only one who could ever be the cause of your pain.

Everyone becomes a philosopher sooner or later. Everyone eventually seeks and finds enlightenment.

Love always finds a way. ALWAYS.

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ September 18 2008, 11:19 AM BST

God lies awake at night considering the existence of palindromes and goes
'Foow!'

A very clever variation of an old joke, nice one.

What is "truth"? Question originally posed by Pontius Pilate to Jesus. You might have to take sides.

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