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51 years ago today ...

... my father was participating in this atomic weapon test outside of Las Vegas. He witnessed something like 50 above-ground blasts during his 2-year Army career, often standing within 2 or 3 miles of ground zero with no protection other than his uniform and a shallow trench. He said the flash was so bright that he could see the bones in his hands while they were covering his eyes.

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Test: Newton
Time: 12:50 16 September 1957 (GMT)
Location: Nevada Test Site, Area 7b
Test Height and Type: 1500 Foot Balloon
Yield:12 kt

LASL test of XW-31 variant, boosted primary in thermonuclear system mockup. Design yield 50-70 kt. Device dimensions: diameter 28 inches, length 39 inches. Total device weight 1346 lb.

It's like a big firework! Neat!

DaButt as a cold war obsessive, I am literally filled with jealousy at the moment.

Quote: DaButt @ September 17 2008, 3:05 AM BST

... my father was participating in this atomic weapon test outside of Las Vegas. He witnessed something like 50 above-ground blasts during his 2-year Army career, often standing within 2 or 3 miles of ground zero with no protection other than his uniform and a shallow trench. He said the flash was so bright that he could see the bones in his hands while they were covering his eyes.

How did he feel about it all?

That's amazing. And also a bit disturbing.

It's freaking cool.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 17 2008, 9:22 AM BST

How did he feel about it all?

He was a 20-year-old soldier who was living in Las Vegas where beers were 5 cents and you could get a steak dinner for less than a dollar. What more could a guy ask for? And what guy doesn't love big explosions?

He started out as a smoke generator (tip up a barrel of diesel fuel and press the "make smoke" button when commanded) in the Chemical Corps, so he was happy when they changed his job title to radiological monitor. He had more training on the dangers of radiation than most of the participants, so he knew it was dangerous, but young men tend to feel invincible. And he got to spend almost a year wandering around the South Pacific atolls (and blowing them up) so he loved every minute of it.

He's 72 and in good health, so I guess the hotshot helicopter pilot who briefly flew him and his crew into the edge of the mushroom cloud didn't shorten his lifespan at all. But several of his buddies developed rare cancers and the government has admitted that they were probably radiation-linked and they've been receiving disability checks for decades. My father recently petitioned for and was granted full Veterans Administration medical benefits; he did so in case he ever finds himself in need of full-time nursing care. That way my mother will be spared the exceptional cost of the treatment and will be able to live the rest of her life without worrying about medical bills.

I'm helping my father put together a website for his old Army unit. He's been able to track down about half of the 50 men and they're planning to have a reunion. I've also decided to purchase a personalized brick at this museum in Las Vegas. It'll make a nice Christmas present.

http://www.atomictestingmuseum.org/

SO, with all this radiation, any abnormalities in the family? An eleventh finger? A 2-foot long penis? Super x-ray vision...?

Quote: Aaron @ September 17 2008, 12:42 PM BST

SO, with all this radiation, any abnormalities in the family? An eleventh finger? A 2-foot long penis? Super x-ray vision...?

I could only hope for any of the above. No, we're all normal. My brother ended up a little light in the loafers, but I doubt it had anything to do with radiation.

I was born in Las Vegas and my father continued to work at the test site as a civilian for a few years, but by then they'd switched to safe(r) underground tests.

Quote: DaButt @ September 17 2008, 12:57 PM BST

I could only hope for any of the above. No, we're all normal. My brother ended up a little light in the loafers, but I doubt it had anything to do with radiation.

.... does that mean gay?

Quote: zooo @ September 17 2008, 1:01 PM BST

.... does that mean gay?

It's all about the gay with you. Pleased

:)
Well, I can't work out what on earth it could mean otherwise!

Quote: zooo @ September 17 2008, 1:04 PM BST

:)
Well, I can't work out what on earth it could mean otherwise!

It could mean retarded. Oh, hang on, that's the same as gay, isn't it? ;)

Quote: zooo @ September 17 2008, 1:01 PM BST

.... does that mean gay?

Yes. Guess that term never made it across the Atlantic?

I think we have one similar, DaButt. I'm sure I heard Frank Skinner use it once...

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