Hello,
I actually have been reading this for a few months now, thought it was time I started throwing in my 10p worth (inflation, used to be 2p)
I'm a "budding" comedy writer, hoping to right many wrongs... but aren't we all!
Anyway, that's me. Hi!
Bonjour
Morning TomB. How's it hanging.
Good moaning. 
Hi TomB! Welcome!
Salutations TomB raider.
Hello fellow Tom.
Welcome, TomB!
Butros Butros Gali TomB