British Comedy Guide

Who do you fancy? Page 242

Quote: Griff @ September 16 2008, 10:20 PM BST

It's just that Viz magazine has a fixation with fictional sex fetishes about which it always says "probably very popular in Germany" so I'm delighted to have found a real example.

Yeah, we're cute little people with cutely depraved minds.

I'll go for a sausage shower now with the butcher. That white rubber apron...

Quote: zooo @ September 16 2008, 10:16 PM BST

I'm going to have an apple.

I was wondering what to eat! Thanks!

Careful it hasn't been poisoned by a wicked witch! :O

Oh noes!

Tell me AFTER I've eaten it why don't you!

Don't die, zooo!

Quote: zooo @ September 16 2008, 11:08 PM BST

Oh noes!

Tell me AFTER I've eaten it why don't you!

Teary

Sorryyyyyyyy. Don't dieeeeeeeeee!

Haha! I have finished two whole sketches already. So can freely die.

Luckily though, the death poison reacted with my Feminax and I have merely grown a third boob.

Same place I keep my others.

I have two hands and one mouth! ;)

(this better not end up a TOTPP)

Quote: zooo @ September 17 2008, 12:00 AM BST

Luckily though, the death poison reacted with my Feminax and I have merely grown a third boob.

Interesting...

*starts experiment into growing third hand*

Quote: ian_w @ September 17 2008, 12:03 AM BST

I have two hands and one mouth! ;)

(this better not end up a TOTPP)

Laughing out loud

Quote: ian_w @ September 17 2008, 12:03 AM BST

I have two hands and one mouth! ;)

That might be easier.

*smashes up experiment wildly*

Barack Obama sketches? I hope you portrayed him as a slimy, smarmy c**t who one wouldn't trust to toast a slice of bread, let alone run a country...?

Mine weren't about him. Although he was mentioned in one.

Darn.

Quote: zooo @ September 17 2008, 12:30 AM BST

Mine weren't about him. Although he was mentioned in one.

You should put them in critique. Go ooooon!

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