It's a date rape drug that makes sleepy and suggestable.
Like David Cameron in pill form.
Weird things you have read about. Page 6
Give me art, or give me death. You can't have both!
It took Rod Toth and the four men he was guiding nearly three hours to wrestle a mammoth, 300-kilogram sturgeon to the shores of B.C.'s Fraser River, and only then did they realize the size of the giant fish they were chasing. That's one huge fish!
The week is still young, but this is probably the weirdest thing I'll read all week:
FRESNO, California (AP) -- Authorities say they've arrested a man who broke into the home of two California farmworkers, stole money, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.
Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez was found hiding in a field wearing only a T-shirt, boxers and socks after the Saturday morning attack.
He says deputies arrested Vasquez after finding a wallet containing his ID in the ransacked house.
The farmworkers told deputies the suspect woke them Saturday morning by rubbing spices on one of them and smacking the other with an 8-inch sausage.
Burrimond says money allegedly stolen was recovered.
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/09/07/sausage.attack.ap/index.html
Cor, assault with two different deadly weapons...
How did they know the sausage was 8 inches? Why not 7, or 9? And was it really a sausage or a euphemism?
Some good investigative journalism needed here!
Quote: DaButt @ September 8 2008, 3:25 AM BSTThe week is still young, but this is probably the weirdest thing I'll read all week:
FRESNO, California (AP) -- Authorities say they've arrested a man who broke into the home of two California farmworkers, stole money, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.
Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez was found hiding in a field wearing only a T-shirt, boxers and socks after the Saturday morning attack.
He says deputies arrested Vasquez after finding a wallet containing his ID in the ransacked house.
The farmworkers told deputies the suspect woke them Saturday morning by rubbing spices on one of them and smacking the other with an 8-inch sausage.
Burrimond says money allegedly stolen was recovered.
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/09/07/sausage.attack.ap/index.html
This is precisely why gun control laws are a waste of time.
What next, only sausages of 2 inches eh ? eh?
A 40-year-old man walking his dog in the nude Friday night in northwest Tallahassee was Tasered by police when he became belligerent and refused to follow an officer's commands.
An officer on patrol spotted the man about 8:15 p.m. in the 2200 block of Hartsfield Road, said Officer David McCranie of the Tallahassee Police Department.
When asked what he was doing, the man told the officer, "Allah told me to watch a Bruce Willis movie and walk the dog," McCranie said.
"He was obviously having some sort of emotional distress," he said. "It was unfortunate we had to use the Taser. … It was the only way we could subdue him without having to hurt him."
The man was then sent for mental-health evaluation and treatment.
http://www.tallahassee.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=200880913007
"Taser" ... "without having to hurt him."
Err. Yeah. Anyone else see the discrepancy here?
Make 'em fry!
Quote: Nil Putters @ September 16 2008, 5:50 PM BSThttp://uk.news.yahoo.com/itn/20080916/tuk-arrests-after-drugs-found-under-wigs-dba1618.html
Make those two pay!
Not the youngest one. I wish her peace.
Study Finds That 35 Percent Of BlackBerry And PDA Users Would Choose Their Device Over Their Spouse
http://wcbstv.com/technology/blackberry.pda.sheraton.2.818223.html
Let them both go, I don't care.
Twas only a bad pun.
Quote: Nil Putters @ September 16 2008, 5:50 PM BSThttp://uk.news.yahoo.com/itn/20080916/tuk-arrests-after-drugs-found-under-wigs-dba1618.html
Make those two pay!
I bet they looked like this...
