Jet Set

This sketch is dedicated to the lovely Graham Bandage.

INT. AIRPORT. BAGGAGE CLAIM AREA.

A GROUP OF TANNED FLIGHT PASSENGERS ENTER NONCHALANTLY WITH SKI BAGS OVER THEIR SHOULDERS.

THEY GROUP AROUND A BAGGAGE CAROUSEL. THE CAROUSEL STARTS TO MOVE.

A FIRST GIANT PLASTIC PLATE WITH EQUALLY GIANT SUSHI DROPS ONTO THE CAROUSEL.

THE FLIGHT PASSENGERS ZIP OPEN THEIR SKI BAGS TO REVEAL HUGE PAIRS OF CHOPSTICKS.

END.

He's not that lovely.

It made me laugh. I think the sushi would have to be massive too.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ September 16 2008, 9:06 AM BST

He's not that lovely.
I think the sushi would have to be massive too.

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He is.

It is.

Gut!

Quote: Tommy Power @ September 16 2008, 9:37 AM BST

Gut!

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Danke!

I still have an earworm (does one say that in English?) of People Don't Grow Like Plants, btw. Maybe I should bump it..

Quote: Finck @ September 16 2008, 9:39 AM BST

Danke!

I still have an earworm (does one say that in English?) of People Don't Grow Like Plants, btw. Maybe I should bump it..

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FINCK! Why not rate it on Youtube... or a comment... nobody has... but cheers/danke/terima kasih.

But a question: what sort of fish would give you fillets big enough for that size sushi? And would you want to eat that fish raw?

Quote: Tommy Power @ September 16 2008, 9:43 AM BST

FINCK! Why not rate it on Youtube... or a comment... nobody has... but cheers/danke/terima kasih.

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TOMMY! Er.

Quote: Tommy Power @ September 16 2008, 9:43 AM BST

But a question: what sort of fish would give you fillets big enough for that size sushi? And would you want to eat that fish raw?

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Yes! Harrr!

Ooh.

And good golly!

Nice and surreal, and if you wanted to film it live you could use styrofoam painted.

Quote: sootyj @ September 16 2008, 9:54 AM BST

Nice and surreal, and if you wanted to film it live you could use styrofoam painted.

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Thanks, sooty.

Mmmmh, styrofoam...

I love it! It's so short, but so perfectly constructed! It's one of those things I've always considered the idea of; but I was never quite sure how it could get put into practice - and this is it!

Nice short, sharp, funny quickie, Finky.

Thankeee, Scatters, Morrace!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ September 16 2008, 4:01 PM BST

It's so short, but so perfectly constructed!

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That's what the wife said on our Honeymoon.

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