Closer to pillock but its better to eire on the side of caution.
Out Of The Ordinary... Page 2
Hahahahaha Nigel!
OK I got one:
It's the middle of winter in Northern Ontario (where I'm from). We decided to go driving around the Fire Route Roads (dirt roads that are kept plowed in the middle of the woods) looking for good places we could Snowboard.
- We had stopped to look at a spot and returned to our car which would not start.
- Now stranded an hours drive in the middle of the bush with no cellphone reception and no home seen for the last 30 minutes.
These are the following things that happened:
1) 3 of us decide (let's call us Group A) it best to go get help at the nearest house (a 30 minute drive away...so a rather long walk).
2) The other two say (Group B) "whatever man, things will work out someone will realize we're missing and come looking for us". The problem with this theory is that we HAD NOT told anyone where we were going before we left! These two idiots decide to stay.
3) Group A sets out on a hike that takes around 3 hours before we finally reach this old man's cottage who doesn't even have a phone but does have a Radio to call a friend...to call someone to help us. WE ARE FREAKING FREEZING by that point and I'm surprised none of us got frostbite.
4) We as Group A are told to start walking back to the site and someone would come pick us up. An hour into our walk back a friend shows up with a pick up truck with not enough room for us so we have to hop in the back.
5) We arrive at the car to find the two jack asses (group B) sitting on a bed made out of Fur Trees and warming themselves by a roaring fire. THAT'S NOT ALL they are chit chatting with 2 fine looking ladies who had road in on their snow machines. And to top it all off they were all drinking beers and having a good time. There only response was "see I told you guys we should have waited".
We towed the car back, jumped on a few snow machines and went to meet those girls and some of their friends at a hunting cabin for a party.
I used to be a Pontins Bluecoat and caught Susan Maughan in the dressing room, (singer of "Bobby's Girl"), pissed out of her head putting her wig on back to front. She's completely bald underneath.
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ September 16 2008, 1:39 PM BSTCloser to pillock but its better to eire on the side of caution.
Eire. Good one. 
Quote: Curt @ September 16 2008, 1:41 PM BSTOK I got one:
It's the middle of winter in Northern Ontario(...) at a hunting cabin for a party.
I love this one, Curt!
AHahaha, that's brilliant Curt. Did the night have a "happy finish" for you?
Quote: Aaron @ September 16 2008, 1:46 PM BSTAHahaha, that's brilliant Curt. Did the night have a "happy finish" for you?
I actually didn't realize how fine looking she was until I got that cumbersome Snowsuit off. GIGIDY GIGIDY! It was like a beer commercial or something.
One weekend two thousand born again Christians took over the whole Pontins campsite and refused to let us Bluecoats anywhere near tehm, apart from to blow up about 500 balloons which we had to dump over the side of the balcony in the main clubhouse. Of course the night before we blew up a load of johnnies and added them to the balloon net. Anyway, the Christians were doing this weird thing where the speaker was whipping them up into a frenzy and telling them to roar like lions. The noise of 2000 God-Botherers roaring like lions in an enclosed space was terrifying. My girlfriend even ran out crying. There was one guy laid on the floor, convulsing and foaming at the mouth as all these Christians stood around him, laughing manically.
It was VERY strange.
And then the next day after their "concert", we found thousands of dried lentils and BLOOD on the stage!
WTF?
What the flipping hell...? Talk about freaky. I think that was a cult of some kind and you took part in a sacrificial ritualistic killing! 
Quote: Aaron @ September 16 2008, 1:53 PM BSTWhat the flipping hell...? Talk about freaky. I think that was a cult of some kind and you took part in a sacrificial ritualistic killing!
I know. I left before the Wicker Man was wheeled out. Bloody weirdos.
Quote: Perry Nium @ September 16 2008, 1:51 PM BSTOne weekend two thousand born again Christians took over the whole Pontins campsite and refused to let us Bluecoats anywhere near tehm, apart from to blow up about 500 balloons which we had to dump over the side of the balcony in the main clubhouse. Of course the night before we blew up a load of johnnies and added them to the balloon net. Anyway, the Christians were doing this weird thing where the speaker was whipping them up into a frenzy and telling them to roar like lions. The noise of 2000 God-Botherers roaring like lions in an enclosed space was terrifying. My girlfriend even ran out crying. There was one guy laid on the floor, convulsing and foaming at the mouth as all these Christians stood around him, laughing manically.
It was VERY strange.
And then the next day after their "concert", we found thousands of dried lentils and BLOOD on the stage!
WTF?
Those evangelical types are very strange. When I was at school i quite liked this girl who went to Scripture Union, anyway I tried to French kiss her but she kept speaking in tongues.
>_<
Quote: Aaron @ September 16 2008, 11:25 AM BSTTim, that's bloody nasty.
Not very nice if turns out to be true, is it? 
I once spent a good 3 hours with a mate trying to find everyone called John to hold a sign with the word John on it and let me take their picture.
That's seriously true... He's a very weird friend...
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ September 16 2008, 2:00 PM BSTThose evangelical types are very strange. When I was at school i quite liked this girl who went to Scripture Union,
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Quote: Nigel Kelly @ September 16 2008, 2:00 PM BSTanyway I tried to French kiss her
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Quote: Nigel Kelly @ September 16 2008, 2:00 PM BSTbut she kept speaking in tongues.
Well played.