Enema.

PRINCE CHARLES IS AT STARBUCKS TALKING TO A SERVER

PRINCE

One would like 2 gallons of coffee.

SERVER

Would that be a latte, a grande, a frappe, with organic syrup?

PRINCE

One isn't bothered, it's going up ones arse. Come to think of it make sure it's luke warm, last time one had a sorer bum than Edward on a royal visit to Bangkok.

SERVER

Aah coffee enema, still reckon it's a cure for cancer?

PRINCE

Of course it is you horrid man, 2 gallons of coffee up one's royal box is far better than any amount of nasty chemotherapy.

SERVER

I was reading about this South African Dr whose going to prison for promoting homeopathic cures for AIDS. The World Health Organisation, is aiming to prosecute any one promoting that silliness.

PRINCE

But it's not silly it's......oh dear prison, worse than Gordonstone.

LOUD FARTING NOISE.

PRINCE

I don't think I'll need that coffee now thanks.

STAGGERS OFF STAGE HOLDING HIS BUM.

Classy as always, Joel! Just reminds me of a painful question: why aren't we a Republic?

You? Because you're last primeminister phrased the question in such away as to make it a blatant grab for power.

As for this country our system of government is such a shambles, it's take one good kick to get us ruled directly ruled by Brussells, or the US, or McDonalds.

My understanding is that Gordonstoun is worse than prison, but then I'm a comprehensive school boy.

I've missed your more scatological stuff, sootyj, but a sketch in which the punchline concerns the future King of Australia letting rip a wet fart in the middle of Starbucks is a new low. Well done. Very funny.

What they're going to give him Oz, and we get some one else.

Well Tommy how does England's sloppy seconds grab ya?

Quote: sootyj @ September 15 2008, 3:45 PM BST

You? Because you're last primeminister phrased the question in such away as to make it a blatant grab for power.

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Bloody Howard.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ September 15 2008, 3:46 PM BST

... future King of Australia...

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Bloody hell.

You deserve to be separated from the rotten shambles.

Charles is a colossal prick. If he wasn't Royal, he'd be pushing trolleys at ASDA.

Quote: sootyj @ September 15 2008, 3:53 PM BST

Well Tommy how does England's sloppy seconds grab ya?

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With his giant, magnetic ears.

Quote: sootyj @ September 15 2008, 3:55 PM BST

You deserve to be separated from the rotten shambles.

Charles is a colossal prick. If he wasn't Royal, he'd be pushing trolleys at ASDA.

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Agreed. To be honest, I don't mind HMQ. For a spoon-fed, Greek-wed inbred, she's jolly alright.

You should have your own head of state. Cut the apron strings, go on.

Hopefully, the Rudd government will call another referendum soon. Bah, Australia's going to the dogs... and you lot think you've got it bad over there!

But this is all distracting attention from Sooty's work. Sorry Joel.

You're not pointing out my slackness in using diferent terms for the royal anus perchance?

Quote: sootyj @ September 15 2008, 4:12 PM BST

You're not pointing out my slackness in using diferent terms for the royal anus perchance?

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Not at all - A royal anus = anus horriblus
A republican anus = anus jucundus

Of course, I am somewhat fluent (fluvius=river/flowing) in my knowledge of arseholes and Latin, having being 'educated' in a Catholic Grammar School run by Christian Brothers.

A single fact that can reveal so much.

Comprehensive, Grammar and an Iffy college.

No, must resist coffee enema puns...can't stop myself...crappechino...hole been...a large frothy mocha...steaming cup of mud...dropping beans in the pot...old brown java...

My advice for a coffee enema - let it go cold first.

Hey I used the let it get cold line!