Just working my way through sootyj's gigantic list...
GEORGE BUSH AND PERVEZ MUSHARAFF ARE TALKING ON THE PHONE, WHILE MRS MUSHARAFF WATCHES.
BUSH
(ON PHONE) Hey, Moustachaff, it's George. It'd make my life a whole heap easier if you'd let my guys go in to Pak-eye-stan whenever they like to beat up on a few terrorists. That okay?
MRS MUSHARAFF
Who is it, Pervez?
MUSHARAFF
(HAND OVER PHONE) Bush. He still thinks I'm the president. (ON PHONE) Not a problem. Long as you send me another one of those sexy Sarah Palin pictures.
BUSH
(ON PHONE) Okey-dokey. See ya, Pervy.
MUSHARAFF
(TO AUDIENCE) Take that, Pakistan Peoples Party.
END
Is this based on a sootyj sketch or something?