EXT. DAY. HOUSING ESTATE.
SFX ICE CREAM VAN MUSIC.
ADULTS COME RUNNING OUT OF THEIR HOMES WITH CASH.
CUT TO CAR WITH MEN USING CAMCORDERS FILMING THEM AND PLAYING THE MUSIC THROUGH A TANNOY.
WRITTEN ON CAR ‘ D L A. INVESTIGATIONS DEPT.'
CUT TO ADULTS NOW HOBBLING WHEN THEY SEE CAR.
END.
Genius and horribly mean.
I was planning on writing a silent sketch show at one point, fancy cooperating?
Yeah, why not. Thanks for critique.
If I get this, as I think I do, it's excellent. Nigel, you've got the short sketch well and truly down...
I'm guessing it's a disability check?
Very funny indeed.
Killer! 
Good stuff! I did literally LOL.
Quote: Tommy Power @ September 14 2008, 1:31 PM BSTIf I get this, as I think I do, it's excellent. Nigel, you've got the short sketch well and truly down...
I'm guessing it's a disability check?
Yes Tommy, DLA stands for Disability Living Allowance.
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ September 14 2008, 1:19 PM BSTEXT. DAY. HOUSING ESTATE.
SFX ICE CREAM VAN MUSIC.
ADULTS COME RUNNING OUT OF THEIR HOMES WITH CASH.
CUT TO CAR WITH MEN USING CAMCORDERS FILMING THEM AND PLAYING THE MUSIC THROUGH A TANNOY.
WRITTEN ON CAR ‘ D L A. INVESTIGATIONS DEPT.'
CUT TO ADULTS NOW HOBBLING WHEN THEY SEE CAR.
END.
Ummm.... I don't get it. 
Quote: Charly @ September 14 2008, 5:36 PM BSTUmmm.... I don't get it.
It depends where you live.
Ring up your local Ice Cream Co and they might send a van round.
Quote: Charly @ September 14 2008, 5:36 PM BSTUmmm.... I don't get it.
The adults are pretending to be disabled (for disability allowance) and are caught out, I believe.
Quote: Charly @ September 14 2008, 5:36 PM BSTUmmm.... I don't get it.
I thought that some may not get it. Yes, there is a disability check going on. But, I am using the housing estate as a location because 'ice cream men' in certain places in Britain sell more than just ice cream. Hence, the adults running out and not kids.
ooOO, drugs are bad m'kay.
Not.
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ September 14 2008, 6:25 PM BSTI am using the housing estate as a location because 'ice cream men' in certain places in Britain sell more than just ice cream.
SFX ICE CREAM VAN MUSIC: playing 'Ebeneezer Good'?
Quote: Morrace @ September 14 2008, 6:39 PM BSTSFX ICE CREAM VAN MUSIC: playing 'Ebeneezer Good'?
Thanks everyone for your feedback.