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No. Does it involve pukka pies at half time?

In the nightmare version yeah. That one's got hot Bovril in it too Sick

Quote: ian_w @ September 14 2008, 4:49 PM BST

That one's got hot Bovril in it too Sick

Sick With you there.

Quote: ian_w @ September 14 2008, 4:45 PM BST

You're telling me you've honestly never had the Palace/Rangers groundshare fantasy?

No, but I've had the Aaron/zooo/ian_w bedshare fantasy.

Quote: Aaron @ September 14 2008, 5:12 PM BST

No, but I've had the Aaron/zooo/ian_w bedshare fantasy.

Mama mia!!

Thank f**k.

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Haddaway an' shite Ashley. :)

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 14 2008, 4:04 PM BST

QPR 1 - 0 Southampton within' a minute.

PhQnix will be happy (isn't he a QPR fan???)

Palace season ticket, I'm a West Ham fan at heart though. I know that isn't really logical. :P

The table is going to be put up in a minute, but before hand I am going to sum up a controversial matter. One member had John Terry who was sent off on Saturday, yet has appealed and has won his appeal. When something like this has occured, I'm afraid under game rules the red card still stands. The reason for this is that I'm sure that over the course of the season alot of yellow cards are given out that aren't bookings, yet they are never appealed against. So John Terry will loose five points for his red card.
Don't take any complaints out on me, take it out on Mark Halsey. At least he'll be playing next week instead of loosing more points.

The table just for this weeks football is:
1. Inter Pies and Pasties 37
2. Superyid United 31
3. Jack's Jugs 30
4. Football Team XI 19
5. Nick's Super Dongs 18
6. Hangover Rovers 9
7. Eleese's Eleven 8
8. Gary Glitter's U16 FC 7
9. Putters Poncing Pirates 4

Making the overall table this:
1. Inter Pies and Pasties 133
2. Jack's Jugs 114
3. Superyid United 93
4. Gary Glitter's U16 FC 85
5. Nick's Super Dongs 79
6. Eleese's Eleven 78
7. Hangover Rovers 73
-. Putters Poncing Pirates 73
9. Football Team XI 69

Quote: Jack Massey @ September 16 2008, 8:24 PM BST

9. Putters Poncing Pirates 4

Making the overall table this:
7. Hangover Rovers 73
-. Putters Poncing Pirates 73
9. Football Team XI 69

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I really shouldn't have chosen Pamarot (is he injured or something?), or Hypia to be honest. Laughing out loud

I'm fighting for mid-table obscurity I think.

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 16 2008, 8:28 PM BST

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I really shouldn't have chosen Pamarot (is he injured or something?), or Hypia to be honest. Laughing out loud

No, he's been an unused sub alot of the time. Well when you've got: Johnson, Lauren, Campbell, Distin, Kaboul, Hriedersson and Traore ahead of you in the defence pecking order, I think games for him are going to be limited. You can always make a transfer, remember you are allowed four. If you wish to, don't hesitate to PM me.
Player scores will be PM'd to you later on in the week.

Do I have money?

No you don't, you have spent all your £50 Million. So Pamarot cost £2 Million, so you can buy a defender for £2 Million or less. If you haven't got the PM with player prices, PM me and I will send you the list of defender prices.

By the way Putter, thank God for Peter Crouch. Otherwise your score this week would have been -1.

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