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Your worst date ever!

Come on share. I am bored and need a giggle.

Mine was with a guy who consistently ground his teeth, snorted when he laughed and slammed his fist down on the table constantly for no other reason than to annoy me. I had met him a few nights before when I was pissed and arranged a date.

He was an attractive guy but totaly weird. I did end up going back to his place for some unknown reason, maybe desperation I was also very drunk. Nout happend though. I changed my mind & could not be botherd to explain why so I used his bathroom, locked the door, slid out of the window and down the drain pipe. Twisted my ankle, ladderd my stockings and hopped 2 miles home. I then realised I had no key to get in, so rather than knock up my parents and let them see me in that state I punched the kitchen window through and climbed in.
I ended up soaking the kitchen in blood, being screamed at by my naked dad(So not nice)a buggerd hand a f**ked leg and paying £60 out of my wages for a new window.

All for a guy I didnt even like.

Right I will just crawl away slowly then. I wont even look back. I guess no one wants to share. *SOBS*

Quote: charley rance @ June 13, 2007, 12:33 PM

I ended up soaking the kitchen in blood, being screamed at by my naked dad(So not nice)a buggerd hand a f**ked leg and paying £60 out of my wages for a new window.

All for a guy I didnt even like.

I thought that's what happened when you DID like them.

I'll give it some thought but it would've been a long time ago. Actually - maybe that was me. I couldn't see how I was going to get rid of this strange derranged woman. Luckily she just disappeared.

I went on a date with the invisible woman. But I had to tell her I couldn't see her anymore.

Christ that was bad.

dont steal this

but was with a girl back in my hetro days and i told her to go take her face for a shit

she was ugly

and i was cruel

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

In the Wendy House back in Infants School, then we played kiss chase and I broke a tooth.

Laughing out loud

Poor toothy peg.x

A bloke called Sam.
He didn't speak English.
And kissed like a camel.

Quote: zooo @ June 13, 2007, 5:27 PM

He didn't speak English.

Clue 1.

January 18th 1978

The end of the date consisted of me carrying the bloke home he was so drunk.

Lesson 1) Don't say you can drink you're date under the table!

You alcy!

And I thought Charley was bad!

:D

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