Dunno about your neck of the woods, but the employee who brings in 2 dozen bagels and assorted cream cheese is UNTOUCHABLE and nearly godlike on the ladder of employeedom.
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I do love a raisin and cinammon bagel.
Quote: zooo @ September 13 2008, 2:50 AM BSTI do love a raisin and cinammon bagel.
Never had one in my life (already) 
I am not a fan. Of bagels.
Hahaha!
You fail as a Jew.
Am I more Jewish than you? 
Quote: Nil Putters @ September 13 2008, 2:55 AM BSTI am not a fan. Of bagels.
Antisemite!!
Quote: zooo @ September 13 2008, 2:55 AM BSTHahaha!
You fail as a Jew.
Am I more Jewish than you?
Fo sho! 
I said "of bagels'. I love the Jews!!
Quote: Nil Putters @ September 13 2008, 2:57 AM BST
Yeah yeah! Hitler started out dissing bagels 
Do you know any Hassidic Jews?
Quote: zooo @ September 13 2008, 3:02 AM BSTDo you know any Hassidic Jews?
God no! They live in their own jewniverse!
Did you see that Hassidic rapper guy btw? He was ace!
No, I missed that one!
Hassidic reggae is much better.
Watch this, this guy is ace!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxxuSiC4wNw
Quote: DaButt @ September 13 2008, 3:06 AM BSTHassidic reggae is much better.
Ha! Snap!
Aww, he's quite sweet.
It just seems so incongruous though. Makes me laugh anyway.