Your too late Graham. You should've made your move earlier. Has everyone gone again?
What are you watching on TV? Page 324
Nil.
But I think I'm going now. My laptop is about to die and you've exhausted me. 
Night, my dear.
I think Nil has violated 90% of the board now. Dirty, horny bastard.
And no boys.
Very very disappointing. 
That sexist pig. Here I am, all ready and waiting. Will no one come to my, ahem, 'aid'?
If only ian were here...
Damn him. DAMN HIM!
Sorry Aaron, I did my best in Ians absence.
Night Julia x
Quote: Nil Putters @ September 12 2008, 11:21 PM BSTAnd when the disgruntled farmers drop a cow on his boat from the bridge. It's full of fantastic stuff.
Ha ha, was that the one where he interviewed Chris Morris who was being a farmer? "Ya plumbs have got beaks" lol.
Spinal cord in a bap?
That conversation is one of the funniest things ever ever.
Quote: Nil Putters @ September 13 2008, 1:34 AM BSTSorry Aaron, I did my best in Ians absence.
You are clearly far more degraded than I, Nil. You shocked even me!
I hereby hand over my badge and cucumber, and step down to make way for the better man.
No you da man Ian. There's far too much pressure for me. *hands back badge and cucumber*
Quote: Nil Putters @ September 13 2008, 2:01 AM BST
Well you can be vice-perv 
Oh, and I'd give your hands a good rinse after holding that cucumber!
Likewise