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Ah, the weekend! Page 44

Quote: Aaron @ September 12 2008, 6:06 PM BST

She needs Elliot therapy. Whip out your Oyster now, bitch! (No innuendo meant, intended, or implied.)

I think me turning up on her doorstep probably won't help. My parents'll probably be suspicious if I run out the house mumbling something about Oysters and therapy.

Quote: NickTheDon @ September 12 2008, 6:06 PM BST

It's only Heinz beans I like cold, they aren't too hard when they're cold, but other brands of beans are and they do ming.

There ARE no other beans. Beanz meanz Heinz

Quote: NickTheDon @ September 12 2008, 6:06 PM BST

Our baked bean preferences - what a great topic of conversation for a friday night! Shall we talk about knitting next? How's your cross-stitch?!

Laughing out loud

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ September 12 2008, 6:08 PM BST

Aaron! Rolling eyes

What? You have something against the idea of your boyfriend taking care of you when you're cold and feeling sicky?

Quote: PhQnix @ September 12 2008, 6:10 PM BST

I think me turning up on her doorstep probably won't help. My parents'll probably be suspicious if I run out the house mumbling something about Oysters and therapy.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Aaron @ September 12 2008, 6:12 PM BST

What? You have something against the idea of your boyfriend taking care of you when you're cold and feeling sicky?

Quote: PhQnix @ September 12 2008, 6:10 PM BST

I think me turning up on her doorstep probably won't help. My parents'll probably be suspicious if I run out the house mumbling something about Oysters and therapy.

Yes, that! :P

I had spring rolls, and weird parcels and that, with sweet chilli dip. Yummmmmmmmmmm.

I have discovered though, that I do not like prawn toast. Sick

Send it to me!

Will do!!

Quote: zooo @ September 12 2008, 6:16 PM BST

I had spring rolls, and weird parcels and that, with sweet chilli dip. Yummmmmmmmmmm.

I have discovered though, that I do not like prawn toast. Sick

Ah, the starter pack thing. Yeah. Errm. I can't remember what they're called. But after seeing them being made on one of those Ken Hom cooking programmes, I never want to try one. (The parcel things.)

And yes, prawn toast is horrible!

I think I'll just stick to spring rolls in future.

Good choice, good choice. The ones from my local Chinese in particular are heavenly.

Prawn toast is nice. You are both wrong.

Oh, it's so horrible.

You can have mine.

But then I hate prawns so I don't know why I entertained the possibility I might like it liquidised and on toast.

What about prawn cocktail crisps?

(Tee hee. Cock.)

Ah. Actually, if I'm in the mood I can deal with about one packet of those per year, yes.

I'm always perplexed by the abundance of prawn-flavored items when I visit the UK. Crisps, sandwiches, mayonnaise ...

Ick.

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