British Comedy Guide

Ah, the weekend! Page 41

Ooooh.
If I had to have a tractor, that is the tractor I would choose.

Quote: zooo @ September 12 2008, 5:30 PM BST

Ooooh.
If I had to have a tractor, that is the tractor I would choose.

With the hottie attached? She would be your wife then!

Nah, I'd leave her milking the cows.

My housemate Hasan, who's staying in our uni house in Brighton at the moment, doesn't want to go out into Brighton tonight because he has a retake on monday (ages away!) so I've got f**k all to do tonight now.

I feel like doing an Alan Partridge and ringing random people up and asking them if they want to go for a beer.

Wanna come and hang with me and my boyfriend?

Have a mug of beans with a sausage in it.

Quote: EllieJP @ September 12 2008, 5:33 PM BST

Wanna come and hang with me and my boyfriend?

Spitroast?! *flutters eyelids*

Well a film and a cuppa?

Quote: zooo @ September 12 2008, 5:33 PM BST

Have a mug of beans with a sausage in it.

Laughing out loud That's a great scene. "Nah just leave it on the step when you've finished". I might have an Alan-athon tonight instead.

I actually really fancy a mug of beans and a sausage now!
It can't taste that bad, can it?

Yummy!

"You've got a bit of choclat on yur face" Nick.

Quote: zooo @ September 12 2008, 5:38 PM BST

I actually really fancy a mug of beans and a sausage now!
It can't taste that bad, can it?

Orrrr you could cook some toast, eggs, bacon and tomatoes and pour the beans and sausage on top?
I was gonna have a fry up tomorrow, but I think I'll have it tonight instead.

Quote: EllieJP @ September 12 2008, 5:35 PM BST

Well a film and a cuppa?

That is tempting, but I don't want to intrude! I'll find something to do.

Zooo - beans and a sausage are lovely! I've eaten cold beans out of the tin with a veggie frankfurter before, it was lush.

Quote: NickTheDon @ September 12 2008, 5:43 PM BST

I've eaten cold beans out of the tin

Sick ... cold beans.

Share this page